@ampthill of course I use a size distribution curve based on sales history. It’s not like we have hundreds left, just single digits.
The problem is you lot don’t behave like the stats, or there are only 8 XXL Singletrackers and I satisfied the market last time. or maybe you have all lost weight? Which leads on neatly to how we will deal with this going forward…
The Singletrack pork pie subscription. You get a magazine every 2 months, and a box of 21 pork pies every week, that’s 3 a day, all meals are covered. Say goodbye to awkward cooking and simply pie your way to fitness. it’s a bit like Huel but delivered in a delicious high carb crust. To make it the market leading performance balanced complete diet… we also send you an apple 4 times a year (well, it’s actually a pork and apple pie).
And my size distribution curve will be correct once again. 😉