Writers and novelists? Worried about losing your job..?

To a chimp….

Fear not following this latest scientific revelation.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c748kmvwyv9o

I especially liked this bit..

It is not plausible that, even with improved typing speeds or an increase in chimpanzee populations, monkey labour will ever be a viable tool for developing non-trivial written works,” the study says.

Phew…..

On reflection…I’m not sure how much credibility we can assign to the scientists behind this study, when they don’t even appreciate that chimps would never form part of a monkey labour force, given they are apes..

I just assumed this slow typing was a cover up for their real plans.