Who would you vote for as an elected figurehead then?

Following on from the royal family thread: If you could nominate a figurehead to replace the royals. El presidente if you like, who would you vote for.

I think I’d like

or

or for a spot of lovliness

That’d be nice. Your nominations please……

Pippa Middleton’s bottom….

What was the question again?

😀

Couple that spring to mind

Can’t see anyone bothering to argue with the UK if this fella was in charge

I for one would welcome Boris Johnson as our new Elected Figurehead overlord. And I’m happy for Prince Philip to retain his current position as Vice-Figurehead.

If only we could bring him back

Oh, good call on Fiennes.

EDIT: and Dibnah. *doffs cap*

look at this list I think I would vote for the Queen 😯
Ok we need diplomacy, tact , recognised the world over and held in high regard
People of britain I give you

Binners your loveliness compass is f***ed.

too expensive CM we cant afford her after we sold her to Disney
Binners is best mate with Hora and you dare to question his judgement

Brian Blessed!

In all seriousness someone like Wendy Savage Spent her life working for others. Principled. Caring. Intelligent. Non political

too expensive CM we cant afford her after we sold her to Disney

But seriously, apart form the costs and all that can you think of any individual who has the political tact and deftness of touch that she has?

Also

Principled. Caring. Intelligent. Non political

I’m sure Lisa would make the perfect host for visiting foreign dignitaries backhander. I’m picturing tea and cakes and softly-spoken self-deprecating Scouse humour. What could be more lovely than that? 😀

who is paying the bill for the vomit on my computer now well eh who is it
binners I think only her dad taking them out for a round of golf and sharing his favourite racist joke can make that scenario better

What could be more lovely than that?

Darth Vader would be better than that IMO.
I’d vote for Ritchie B

Ooops, I just threw up on my keyboard

But seriously, apart form the costs and all that can you think of any individual who has the political tact and deftness of touch that she has?

I am not sure she does have any of these she has never uttered a political opinion publicly so who knows what she really thinks. I will go for conservative [ non political sense] and probably a bit right wing.
Certainly on the rare occasions Charles speaks out he does not really appear to have his finger on the Zeitgeist pulse

This weekend’s challenge! Anyone who can knock one out whilst staring at the picture of Mrs T wins a flapjack

I’m sure Lisa would make the perfect host for visiting foreign dignitaries backhander. I’m picturing tea and cakes and softly-spoken self-deprecating Scouse humour. What could be more lovely than that?

Lorraine Kelly

She has a Lovely Mumsy Rating of 10 on my Top Trumps set.

The Thatcher image shoudl have had a warning. I had a flashback.

She has turned out like Steve Bell used to draw her though;

I am not sure she does have any of these she has never uttered a political opinion publicly so who knows what she really thinks.

That is political tact!

Anyone who can knock one out whilst staring at the picture of Mrs T wins a flapjack

Extreme danger +*%$ then!

What sort of flapjack?

You’d have Europe on their knees.

so we need a mute then CM Excellent 😉
I suspect it may be a yoghurt topped flapjack 😯

I don’t understand why everyone hasn’t gone for the obvious…

I suspect it may be a yoghurt topped flapjack

GET IN
BRB

What would Basil do ?

The Queen. And if she wasn’t available then Prince Charles.

or

Did you know Mrs T has great breasts?
Anyway, finished. Where’s my f***ing flapjack?

^^^^don simon, to his boss earlier^^^^^