Who has the most annoying voice in the world?

Ashley I say Ashley

Off of corra

Terry Christian.

HE’S ON THE BLOODY RADIO AGAIN!!!!! Showering home counties flood victims with money he’s stolen from disabled people AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Also Chris Hawkins is on 6 music instead of Mark and Stuart. He’s ruining my week with his station announcer dreariness. Who on earth gave him a job as a DJ. Oh… that reminds me…. George Bloody Lamb!!!! The ****!!!

a woman called Julie who works in my office, she’s a special sort of person and when she laughs both my fists clench.

Robert Peston (again)
Jimmy Carr (mainly the laugh)
Alan Carr

and the woman who does/did the voice over on Masterchef.

Cilla Black

Helen Archer.
Tom Archer.
Alan Dedicoat.
Mark Kermode.

The guy who does the sneering, obvious and utterly unfunny voice-over for that singularity of annoyance, ‘Come Dine With Me”.

Also Kirsty Allsop. Sounds like she’s about to have a tantrum unless daddy promises to buy her a pony.

Kyle – faux posh and Australian
Janet Street Porter

Peston is great, and so easy to imitate. I think he has become worse though – a parody of himself.

Disliked generic voices would be girls putting on a really girlie baby doll voice. Seems to annoy real women too!

And a wet, whiney cockney voice – seems v prealent in SE London.

Graeme McDowell, make up your mind are you from Norn Iron or Florida

About 50-60% of the (Spanish from Madrid) people I work with, it’s not so much the voices but the volume: why talk when you can shout?

Kyle

G’day bruce?

All regional UK accents. Especially binners’.
If it isn’t RP it’s an assault on the ears.
I’m guessing that covers all the northern chippy monkeys, faux cockney wannabees and pasty-wrangling sou’westerners in here then.
And dont get me started on the hoots-mon wee-eck’ophiles.

OI! Stoner!

😀

Annoying football commentary and punditry has plumed new depths with the arrival of Michael Owen on BT Sport. Dear god! He’s got to be unbelievably dull to appear so in a world populated by Lawro and Alan Shearer

Anyone who has narrated a BBC 3 ‘documentary’.

Whippet-fondler. 🙄

Fox botherer. 😛

Badger-****** actually 😛

Anyway, we all know it’s Ed Balls.

More…

Ricky Gervais
Suggs
Mark Owen (take that, you git)
Mary Ann Hobbs
Chris Moyles
Phil Jupitus
Noddy Holder
Frank Skinner
The bloke who does the “Idiot around the World” thing

Robert Peston – who else speaks like that!
Danni Minogue
Sarah Millican – Her voice goes right through me.

Victor Meldrew

Ian Paisley (and most other unionists).

Sara Cox
Jeremy Slime
Clarkson
Mary Ann Hobbs
Edith Bowman
Greg James
Liza Tarbuck
Sally the truck drivers favourite

After watching Top Gear the other night…..

If that isn’t a whiny punchable face, I don’t know what is.

If that isn’t a whiny punchable face, I don’t know what is.

This. That’s what.

beefheart:

30 Reasons Why James Blunt Won At Twitter

He may have no mortgage, but I still agree with hettjones.

Sorry, you’re all wrong.

Cadel Evans has the most annoying voice ever.

Whiney, tick
Australian, tick

Jeremy Vine
Sara Cox
The bloke sat behind me in the office right now….and he earwigs your every conversation too, git.
David Attenborough
Davina McCall
The gay bloke that used to do Supermarket Sweep
The gay bloke who does a chat show on a Saturday night and some radio 2 programme on Saturdays ..
The gay bloke that had someone die in his swimming pool
Jonathan Ross
Ken Livingstone
Tony Blair
Alistair Darling
Gordon Brown
Norman LaMont
Ant
Dec

Is the guy sat behind you gay, perchance, since it appears you only use names for straight people?

Can’t believe no one’s mentioned Nigel Slater yet. Sorry, I mean the gay bloke that presents cookery programmes.

Bravissimo – did you ever hear Mark and Lard doing the spoof album ‘Ian Paisley sings The Beatles’?

😆

Can’t believe no one’s mentioned Nigel Slater yet

Gaaaah, yes. Much better in print.

I win, Loyd Grossman.

Bravissimo – did you ever hear Mark and Lard doing the spoof album ‘Ian Paisley sings The Beatles’?

Many years ago, I worked with a Brummie Jehova’s Witness. Lovely guy all round, as it happens and hilariously funny.

He used to sing, in the style of Jimmy Saville, Linger by the Cranberries.

Thinking back on it now, it seems very, very odd to say the least, but at the time, it was hilarious!

William Hague – I could cut out his tongue and sew up his lips, and smile whilst I was doing it. 😈

Julie Burchill.
Christine Hamilton.

Glottal-stopping donkey brained thickwit.

joe pasquale
cheryl cole (speaking and “singing”)
simon cowell
graham norton
any sort of mockney accent (Say Hi, Mr Oliver)
any sort of black country accent
The Afrikaan accent
Brian Sewell

Robert Peston.
Piers Morgan