White smoke at the Vatican so presumably they've

not dried their logs properly!

What log burner for the Vatican?

Perhaps they’re smoking something that’s banned?

Perhaps they’re smoking something that’s banned?

add spoilers ??? im confused

They’ve voted then Aga Khan in?

The BBC have utterly run out of things to say… they’ve hit that spouting shite phase of commentating public events in a way not seen since the opening ceremony.

Watching the bookies odds at the mo.
Scola’s odds dropping as people pile bets on. the rest of the cardinals are drifting.
Also, dawkins odds dropping too , in to 500-1 from 666 this morning, as are bono and dougal maguire.
might have something to do with the cheltenham beer tent.

Or maybe Archbishop Ray Burn?

He will be coming out soon,

News special on the Beeb. 5live reporting it and nothing else (apart from a bit of wendyball). Thousands proceeding down Reconciliation Way in to the Vatican. Bands playing. Flags waving. Proper party atmosphere.

Atheists must be particularly shrill this evening at all this attention. 🙂

Atheists must be particularly shrill this evening at all this attention.

we love watching the brainwashed fools.

i think thats them burning documents incriminating the incoming pope in various peadophile priest cover-ups

The BBC have utterly run out of things to say

Switch to ITV ?

we love watching the brainwashed fools.

Do you get shrill when you do something you love tony? Hmmm… 🙂

Theyre looking for the key to the front door, anyone recomend a good locksmith.

Or maybe Archbishop Ray Burn?

I’m sure there’s a whole range of these puns we could work through!

The rain has stopped…it’s a sign surely.

The BBC have utterly run out of things to say
Switch to ITV ?

Careful now, it’s not that drastic.

DD – did you really say wendyball? 😉 Is this now an approved term?

DD – did you really say wendyball?

I thought it was the accepted term outside of wendyball threads, no? 😉

A quick review of the channels shows Aljazeera presenting the most coherent commentary. A difficult one as its basically “We’re live, we know nothing.”

Gok Wan is currently doing the new popes styling, nice floral or plaid print.

All this black smoke/white smoke nonsense is so melodramatic. Can’t they just fire off a tweet when they’re done, or post something on Facebook?

Can’t they just fire off a tweet when they’re done, or post something on Facebook?

NU POPE! LOOOOOLZZZZ!

deadlydarcy – Member

Atheists must be particularly shrill this evening at all this attention.

Not at all, DD. 🙂

I love all the ceremony and intrigue.

But, like Christmas, it’s a shame they have to ruin it all by bringing God into it.

theyve elected Lenar Hoyt

zilog6128 – Member
All this black smoke/white smoke nonsense is so melodramatic. Can’t they just fire off a tweet when they’re done, or post something on Facebook?

All the latest here:

Not at all, DD.
I love all the ceremony and intrigue.
But, like Christmas, it’s a shame they have to ruin it all by bringing God into it.

Ah Rusticus, you’re never shrill though…you’re too nice. 🙂

did you really say wendyball?
I thought it was the accepted term outside of wendyball threads, no?

When in Rome… 😉

DD, you have an out of date app version.

Sort it out man 😉

i’m betting on him being the new pope 🙂

It’s supper time, don’t get too excited.

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The guy making the speech doesn’t look to well. I give him two weeks at most.

Oh and the nominee at 76, maybe month.

An Argie’s got the gig.

nealglover – Member
DD, you have an out of date app version.

Sort it out man

Too slow

Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Buenos Aires

There go the Falklands…….

rossi46 – Member

Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Buenos Aires

There go the Falklands…….

Yeap … bet the politicians there are jumping for joy.

“The Pope? How many divisions has he got?” – Joseph Stalin