OFFICIAL EUROVISION THREAD!

Thought the UK entry was alright(best flag at least!)…better than usual, managed to sit through it which is a plus on most years

The Netherlands. Johnny Cash and Duffy.

My money is still on Ukraine. Literally. Russia getting the big 2 fingers from everyone

Russia getting the big 2 fingers from everyone

1 finger per twin?

You and me, Binbins. Brothers in Pies.

WTF is happening now?
Stunt window cleaning by the CofE?

Tom Petty’s let himself go.

Did the guy on the ladder used to be one of the naked cleaners on Eurotrash?

wtf was that (was expecting the grange hill sausage on a fork in that montage 😕

Will England (sorry, only joking) UK get less than Russia?

I do believe you’re right JoJo!

Ooowww That hurts!

I quite liked Norway and The Netherlands, the rest can get tae.

I wonder if Nigel Farage watched it in the pub?

Did I just get modded, or fail to launch?

Netherlands and Yorkshire are looking the best out of the bunch.

Jesus – I’m truly through the looking-glass.

Iceland = shit Showaddywaddy
Austria = Giorgios Samaras
Poland = corking set of charlies

It’s all as though “The Boys From Brazil” had come to pass.

stuartie_c – Member
Jesus – I’m truly through the looking-glass.

Iceland = shit Showaddywaddy
Austria = Giorgios Samaras
Poland = corking set of charlies

It’s all as though “The Boys From Brazil” had come to pass.

I missed Austria, did they look imposing but lack a clinical edge?

Did I just get modded

Wasn’t me.

Call that breakfast?

Danes can’t do comedy

That’s done it, there’s cake.

stuartie_c – Member
Jesus – I’m truly through the looking-glass.

Iceland = shit Showaddywaddy
Austria = Giorgios Samaras
Poland = corking set of charlies

It’s all as though “The Boys From Brazil” had come to pass.

I missed Austria, did they look imposing but lack a clinical edge?

Promised so much, but failed to deliver.

Also bearded, but strangely feminine.

Actually, French Otto looks like Borat up close.

Cougar – Moderator

Wasn’t me.

Thanks Shaggy, must’ve managed to self-mod – clever 😐

finland’s entry was pretty good! When Lordi won, a guy made some videos welcoming Eurovision to Finland.

The Joker’s looking well.

There’s a delay to Greece there, confusing the carp out of everyone.

This could get nastily political…still not off zero for the UK though.

I stand corrected.

If Ukraine win, it will be held in Kiev next year and Russia will be invited in by default.

But what happens if Kiev is in Russia by next year?

Disappointing. The only respectable place to come in Eurovision is either first or last.

My geopolitical analysis is not going well

Say what you want about Russia but they do attractive Eurovision score announcers

Christ, we must’ve gone down badly if we only get 4 from Malta.

nil points! Vive la France!

Just spotted Austria

France has a very low moustache

It’s that bloke off of the radio