OFFICIAL EUROVISION THREAD!

The indents are superb..

M1, Roger?

That’s an ace afro on stage there.
Very good Cougar.

Denmark = poor mans Bruno Mars.

Edible Italian flag looked delicious.

Now it’s Moriarty for Denmark!!

You to me are everything,

The sweetest song that I can sing, oh baby, oh baby…

Netherland playing both sorts of music.

Country AND Western!

(sounds familiar too, what’s it a rip off of?)

Wow, Sting’s going to be pissed off!!!

right that does it, I’m going to watch young women on bikes. Let me know when the bewbz re-appear

(sounds familiar too, what’s it a rip off of?)

Every breath you take…

We have a winner.

The host woman has one really messed up ear.

Cougar, that’s exactly what I was singing to the Danish entry.

Sorry Flashy, 3 bottles of anaesthetic into this – M1?

Dutch guy was inspired to take up music after visiting Bob Dylan’s hat shop.

that’s exactly what I was singing

Took me most of the song to work out what the hell it was.

“Something something something something, oh baby, oh baby… ARGH WHAT IS IT?!”

An entry in to Yorkshire, Roger!

San Marino – has there been a mtb firm merger I’m not aware of?

Well, San Marino should team up with France.

They’d be crap, but the guitarist would have somewhere to park his bike.

40mpg, no, it’s a sex change for an old Miami Dolphins quarterback.

Here we go

Molly – what a flag! Winner on that front for sure!

cool uk flag, good luck to her 😀

Come on Molly.

@Flashy – chapeau sir, perhaps I should have stopped at the pinot noir 😀

Oh god it’s us!!

Well I have my top three..

Austria
Sweden
France

The rest were entertaining, ballad bullshit apart of course… Molly’s awful 😕

Citizen Smith but much better looking!

Bit lame this. Proppin’ up the bottom again this year.

Tina Turner, Thunderdome outfit.

Molly, nice legs but awful song

I’m going

Iceland (for the song)
Poland (for the ‘lungs’ (not norks))

They’re already doing replicas of her outfit on ebay!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Indian-Scout-Ladies-Western-Fancy-Dress-Native-American-Red-Indian-Costume-6-22-/400640828659

Don’t discount the anti Russia vote!

Missed the gods damned flag thanks to Sky crashing when I tried to pause it.

I like our entry, but thought it was a lacklustre performance.

oh well, that uncomfortable and strange moment his just confirmed our place at the bottom

Nice gotcha on Graham Norton, still not sure that they get it though!

We won the idents by a country mile!

Ok, music over (back in to TV room), now the entertainment begins with the absurdity of the voting!!!

Big up Sweden screw you UK kniggits