OFFICIAL EUROVISION THREAD!

I’m getting a Polish cleaner in to do my washing. Tomorrow. 😀

Poland. Douse pants.

OO-ER Poland!!! 😯

i liked that 😳

Nah not into Poland, bit trash that.

And they should all have to sing in their native tongue..

Poland. Tits. That is all.

Greece, oooh err.. Up Up Up Up Up….. bit bouncy after 6 Gin’s..

If that had gone on much longer she’d have had to make some space in her washtub for my undies. Dirty scrubber.

My bloody brother rang flapping on about a stuck cone nut in the middle of Poland. The git.

Poland singing was rubbish, but for me they’ve been the breast so far…

For anyone that missed the live version, or needs a ‘refresher’:

Ohh here we go.. Austria 😯

I never knew Kenny Everett was Austrian.

hadn’t the keyboard guy heard of a guitar keyboard.he could’ve trampolined with them then 😉

Ooh look, the beary Austrian.

Apparently it’s all the Eurovision are talking about, while on STW we’re discussing Polish tits!

well this is a boner-killer

Bond theme from the Bearded Shirley Bassey.

Oh my god….

Is it Russell brand?

Wurst, as in sausage. Is that an Austrian pun?

Sausage boy is on. Good voice mind.

Legend, brilliant!

i loved mc mica g and dj sven, remember them.

I’m really struggling to fapp to this 🙁

Best song so far.

That explains why there were a load of bearded blokes in dresses wandering round town today – off to Eurovision tribute party obviously. 🙄

beej has it

Bloody Brilliant that, Austria for the next Bond Theme Song !!

she was very good 🙂

Popped in, saw Austria….!!!!!!. Can I bear to really watch this or help last minute Econ AS cramming for the keen ones. Choices, choices….

Pink’s filled out a bit since I saw her last.

Austria wow !!!!!!!

Cougs, my thought exactly!!!

Reminded me of a young Barbara Streisand, that Austrian chap.

Big breaths from the Swedish lass.

Nice looking Girlie this Swedish Girl….

I’ll refrain from the fa……..

Sweden’s missing a hook. Hell of a voice, beautifully presented, but you won’t be humming it on the way home.

(Ours OTOH…)

Kirk Hammett is a singlespeeder, who knew?