I’ve developed a meter that measures the levels of seething regional resentment towards our Capital City. It goes from 1 to 10. Once you’re past 5 then you’re officially ‘North’.
When driving up the M6 the needle steadily moves upwards, hovering around the 5 as you hit Stoke.
Once past Crewe it starts to go a bit mad, clear cheshire and it immediately starts bending the needle over the ten mark. Hit Manchester and it explodes. I’m too scared to take it anywhere near Liverpool
Brilliant. I think that’s this question settled.