On a couple of occasions now I’ve given people their cigarette butts back to them. It’s quite amusing, in a confrontational sort of way, but you need to have your exit well planned in advance….
I saw two young ladies in “powered by fairy dust” mobile. Passenger opened the door and tipped a pile of fag butts and couple of packets into the road.
I stopped, scooped the lot up in both hands and threw it over her shoulder into the back of the car.
They sat their open mouthed in astonishment for a second, I called her a disgusting lazy C. Crikey, they went mad, properly mad, car was shaking, bright red faces, spittle on the windscreen. I got out of the area pretty sharpish, they could have taken me easily.