What's your first world problem?

Mine? No matter the watch or my weight my wrist is always between holes on a watch strap.

Either just loose enough to be annoying but the next hole in? Just tight enough to be uncomfortable.

Bloody annoying…

Varies per day, but today the supermarket had no Emmental cheese. That’s just wrong.

I drink red wine as a rule, but received a bottle of white in the company hamper.
Give it away or drink it?

Easy. Give it away and then tribunal.

The 1 problem jay-z doesn’t have.

I feel obliged to continue trolling Molls on the Mac v PC thread, but my hearts really not in it, and I also want to watch Countryfile, but being a bloke I can’t multitask

But I have just realised that if I ever form a band – highly unlikely – I’m going to call it Trolling Molls 😀

Well, it’s Facebook actually.
When you upload a jazzy new picture to an album, a specific album, somehow Facebook shows it to others as a new upload to that album(all ok so far), and then when these people ‘Like’ it or comment on it, they are actually, and probably without realising ‘Liking’ or commenting on the album as a whole, not on the specific photo.

So, you have your album, and lots of comments at the bottom of ALL the photos saying things like, ‘Ooh, nice cat lying on a spanner’ or ‘Wow, you’re so radical jumping over that bus on your bicycle’ or something, and they don’t relate to owt specifically.
Meanwhile, you open your picture of your cat lying on a spanner for example and it has no comments…
First world for sure, but annoying. Never used to be like that…

my di2 isn’t charging properly, though the wwweb may have found me an answer – you won’t believe what happens next

The top spec Zafira courtesy car doesn’t have electric folding mirrors.

A clients IT system will only let me sync their data to one of my devices, I can’t decide whether to sync it to pad or phone 😕

Solved the wine problem, but realised I gave the staff the night off before noticing the washing up hadn’t been done properly. I’ve now got to go and fine somewhere that sells wine glasses, on a Sunday, at 6 bloody 30!

Patchy wifi signal in my third bathroom.

Oh the humanity!

Had friends round for Xmas drinks last night and one chap dropped his glass of red wine on our lovely sisal carpet – right in front of the stove.

…..oh, and some git smashed the wing mirror on the Porsche on Thursday. Cost £80 for a new one 😥

It’s been a bad few days.

Run out of cotton buds….

double post

Or Sofa is so large it makes placing the Xmas Tree in the Bay Window impossible, this is not only sub-optimal for impressing the neighbours with our fancy expensive baubles, it means I have to move the router to the other side of the living room which means the wifi no longer reaches my Sons bedroom, he’s never been so irritated in his 11 years that he has to rely on 4G for his iPhone and its cost me an extra £5 this month in data charges.

I don’t know how we’ll survive Xmas!

Like much of the first world, I’m overweight.

Like much of the first world I don’t believe that I’m overweight but I might be undertall.

despite having two beautiful daughters,a wonderful beautiful fantastic wife, a dream job, great friends and family I find myself wishing the next 4 months away while i wait for the delivery of my new AMG. FFS…………

I’ve just been to the CO-OP. 😐

Beer fridge in the media room isnt as cold as it should be thus my bottle of beer doesnt have the necessary condensation on the outside to help cool my hand down. Also cant decide whether to have minstrels or maltesers for tonights movie?

Have we bought enough presents for the Kids!

My signet ring on my little finger won’t fit comfortably under my winter riding gloves.

I’m out of Malbec and require more (medicinal purposes – still feeling hungover). Clearly not in a state to drive to the shop, which is closed now anyway due to silly, non alcoholic-friendly trading laws…

my 4 yr old son wanted to watch the Disney movie Bolt for the umpteenth time today

Perchypanther appears to have met me…. 😳

I’m too tall to drive the Aston Martin I can afford.

I have to go into the office tomorrow.

I’ve left my whiskey in the car. And the shoeless hobo refused my spare boots. Are my boots REALLY so low status?

Our black lab dribbles water all over the kitchen floor after he’s finished drinking from his bowl, I usually come down and step in it just after I’ve put a clean pair of socks on 👿

Bugs the crap out of me and happens most days, you’d think I would have learnt by now 😆

And the log baskets empty

Yesterday, all the foccacia were sold out and I had to eat a normal baguette with my homemade tomato soup. It was an absolute travesty. I went to two delicatessens and an artisan baker in the market but there was nothing, not even for ready money

Trying to Zwift, listening to music on the Sonos, while also watching the Barca match on iphone but iphone cable not quite long enough to make viewing easy. New iphone cable or new extension socket with usb connections in which would make a few things easier….

For the third Christmas running M&S have let me down by not seeking their Smoked Paprika, Ancho Chilli & Dark Chocolate Popcorn. I’m bereft.

My coke dealer has let me down and these hookers are getting restless

My coke dealer has let me down and these hookers are getting restless

Worst rugby team Christmas night out ever.

I’ve been a bit heavy handed with the cassis in the first kir breton of the evening.
Slightly too sweet, I’ll have to keep topping it up.

Not sure which LED tele to buy to replace my perfectly working but 8 year old plasma tele

Had a new router and do you think I can get the powerline doo-dahs to resynch? Wifi in the living room is shocking as a result. 🙁

We have ran out of peppermint tea. Ffs.