What's your favourite word/phrase STW has taught you…?

Sometimes I LOL out loud (!) at some of the stuff posted on here…
My most recent favourite phrase has to be…. “Hedgerow grumble” – to be used when referring to ‘naughty mags’ found in the bushes!

Yours?

DrP

Gnarpoon

Gnarpoon + 1

Grumpypants

OP you faux-franz ferdinand lookalike in a cardigan beard/bobble hatted twitted-Cock Womble

Dictonite. Still giggle – just waiting for a chance to use it. In Black, of course.

Cocklobster

plastic <insert word here>

BANHAMMER

“Hedgerow grumble” – to be used when referring to ‘naughty mags’ found in the bushes!

You need a copy of this

choctoporn

Twuntt
Spunktrumpet
Cockwomble

I don’t believe we’ll ever top “middle class whiny cockbags”

Gnarpoon is a truly excellent word. Also, gnar-pyjamas.

Re hedgerow grumble, see also – Gentertainment or rhythm pamphlet

I don’t believe we’ll ever top “middle class whiny cockbags”

Beat me to it.

gopping, as in:

Why did I think it was a good idea to read this thread with a torn intercostal muscle…

Rusty Shackleford – Member
gopping, as in:

That WALLPAPER! WTF?

Gnarpoonist

Middle class whiny cockbags is so good because its so bloody accurate! 😆

Fin du cloche was my favourite…

Ass hat.

I’d never seen “amazeballs” before frequenting here, I like it, it makes me giggle.

I don’t believe we’ll ever top “middle class whiny cockbags”

Gets my vote.

bikebouy – Member
I’d never seen “amazeballs” before frequenting here, I like it, it makes me giggle.

No matter how good the word, it is totally ruined by its usual user group association.

cockwomble

dont think ive ever got to use it in conversation though

I’d never seen “amazeballs” before frequenting here, I like it, it makes me giggle.

Get out. ➡

This is no place for a 12 year old girl.

Flounce & arsehat.

Twathattery is a personal favourite.

Gnarpoon, though there’s been a few others that I can’t remember off the top of my head.

penis beaker

This is no place for a 12 year old girl.

Totes.

picolax

emergency union jack and sudocreme cat.

Zip it, fatty…

That WALLPAPER! WTF?

Fair point

Cockwomble and i have used it

Ring fence the Unicorn

“Fun to drive”

Strange how a cycling forum has made me realise some people actually enjoy driving!

gopping, as in:

Erm thats William Waterhouse which I think Liberty of London sells. Its a lovely print.

I am gay, well maybe a plastic-gay.

Big Bike Bash

“As useless as Anne Frank’s drumkit” made me chortle yesterday, despite/because of the sheer wrongness.

Also still a fan of a well-timed “PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN”.

Dandyhorse!