whats the strange/weird/funny reason you aren't riding tonight?

Hey Buzz, once the shoulder is repaired, you don’t fancy a hanger on as you go off across the mendips do you? Just buying a house on the edge of them so want to find some good trails!

It’s freezing, but not cold enough to be frozen, so it’s wet and cold. and dark. And my light only lasts an hour and a half. And i was fitting my forks. Lots of reasons, none of them funny.

Dog is sleeping with its head on my feet.

Besides it’s fffffffrrrrreeeezzzzzing, and I’m going to get enough of that come the ‘Puffer.

It’s dark.