Whatever happened to iDave?

I think we know now…..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-43407696

Well considering the constituents of this diet in Italy I doubt this is iDave.

I thought I saw him on Sky News last week, being interviewed on the Wiggins doping story.

There’s a guy works down the chip shop swears he’s…

iDave was like Mrsfry, we all assumed the wrong gender, actually a lady, named Ida – not many such names about these days. Apparently Ida now lives with Charlie the bikemonger on his paradise island, funded by his massive ‘charlie tax’, drinking rum by the barrel and going at it like bunnies.

True dat.

His chipset and battery life became too old to support the latest O/S he became slow and un-useable and is now in a drawer in a kitchen cupboard somewhere

Tru dat nobeer, stole the island from Ian the Carbon millionaire after scarring him off with rodents and Greg’s pastries .They were the Pie Rats of the Carbon Ian.

I’m hoping Brant is there too !

I’m hoping Brant is there too !

He isn’t. Zak Tempest is, though.

They were the Pie Rats of the Carbon Ian.

*applause*

The diet was so successful that he achieved the ultimate goal of having no mass at all. He’s still here it’s just that he has a body composed of only photons and gluons.

Everyone knows what happened to Dave.

he achieved the ultimate goal of having no mass at all……….. he has a body composed of only photons

Blimey, that is light.

Blimey, that is light.

Rapturous applause 👏

Or, maybe , just the rapture ?

This is giving me ideas for the next instalment of chub club…

He pops up on Twitter when he’s not having his computer wiped or his identity stolen.