[Closed] What would happen if the regular posters on STW forum met in the pub?

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What would happen if the regular posters on STW forum met in the pub?

I just had a thought:

That would be The Big Bike Bash, wouldn't it?
🙂

I once fed miketually too much Robinson's Unicorn and he was sick on the way back to Darlington.

I'll have you know that it was once I was back home. And it was something I ate, not the ale.

All the STW people I've met have been lovely.

I'd still be in asdas queueueueueueing.

all the STW forumites I've met have been complete freaks and have scared me to the point of needing therapy.

complete freaks and have scared me to the point of needing therapy.

ah - we've met?

Rachel

tazzymtb - Member

all the STW forumites I've met have been complete freaks and have scared me to the point of needing therapy.

You haven't met me yet

Neither have I - I'm not sure you really exist, TJ ...

That would be The Big Bike Bash, wouldn't it?

+1 😀

Except the pub is a tent, the beer is possibly the cheapest real ale in a pint glass you will find south of Nottingham, and the jukebox is that ace band that played Sabbath covers. Rawk! It has all been very good natured in the BBB pub last 2 years and Luke got loads of Blandford Fly in too. (ahem)

Can you tell I'm looking forward to it?

I suspect a few would rather just buy some interesting "specialist" international beers from the offi

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Depends if the cliquey keyboard warriors and usual suspects turn or not.

You haven't met me yet

I don't need to, in my mind based purely on your on line persona I see you as

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Can you tell I'm looking forward to it?

STOP PRESS: there will be a Limited Edition special Bullheart Bitter available at this year's BBB. Just bin confirmed.

he was sick on the way back to [b][u]Darlington[/u][/b]

Surrounded By Zulus - Member

Depends if the cliquey keyboard warriors and usual suspects turn or not.

*chokes on tea*

emsz - Member
You're all lovely middle class boys aren't you?
It would be very polite ( until elfin arrives) LOL

Well, I'm a very nice, properly brung up working class boy with nice manners

considering the posts on the 'how old are you?' thread i'd expect you all to be dressed up in cardigans and sensible shoes with a pint of half finished niche/posh 'real ale' about to tip onto your lap as you've all bored each other to sleep/in need of a nap after a gruelling 5mile bimble.

Well I hope it would turn to be a philanthropic lot as I'd have to take up a collection to cover my airfare from New Mexico to the UK and back.

I suppose it'd reflect the forum, some I'd speak to, some I wouldn't and others I imagine would just not register as being interesting.
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Not really I love you all, except........

Wunundred! 😀

If you're going to do Levan Polka, at least do it propply...

Some STWers go clubbing:

That's actually a good choon dat....

You're all lovely middle class boys aren't you?

It would be very polite ( until elfin arrives) LOL

They would just be jealous of my dancing skilz dem, Emsz.... 8)

JW - Guilty conscience?

Can we just ensure that we are supervised by a responsible adult?
You, know someone who can kick us out of the pub if discussions go on a bit too long, or god forbid we talk about *whisper it* the ladies...

Too close to the truth tazzy 🙂

DezB - Member

Can we just ensure that we are supervised by a responsible adult?

I am a responsible adult

Surrounded By Zulus - Member

JW - Guilty conscience?

Consider it a vicarious 'chokes a little' on your behalf. No need to thank me 😛

oh hi you must be that (insert STWname) nice to meet ya blah blah. go to bar.
bit more blah.. go to bar.

Sensible mortgage and insurance advice. slurrp..
How to get the newborn baby to sleep. sluurp..
semi-heated debate on when to replace cambelt in Audi A4. slurrrrrp.
oh yeh, I've got a road bike too haha. (someone goes to loo - STW gang gossips about them)
etc etc..

Leading to: ahh, you're alright in real life hahah lol, burrrp, where d'ya ride? etc, etc. hic (rummage through snacks on table)

exit pub, get on bike. fall off.

I'd buy a round of:

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I see what you did there, Buzz, and I like it... 8)

Kev; that's pretty much uncannily like how it is! Maybe without the insurance advice though not heard boring stuff like that I'd tell someone to stop being boring if I heard crap like that in a pub ffs!

I think I've actually bin to the pub/had drinks with with nearly as many STWers as I've actually ridden with, and that's a lot, getting near wunundred I'd say!

Yeah bloody hell I have as well. Jeeze. That's a lot of pints! 😮

I think I've actually bin to the pub/had drinks with with nearly as many STWers as I've actually ridden with, and that's a lot, getting near wunundred I'd say!

Over the years, I reckon I've ridden with, and probably ended up in a pu with at least for a bit, probably as many as you elf... Never once has conversation turned to gear ratios, what tyre, mortgages, getting a baby to sleep, or any of the other countless recurring topics on this forum...

Usually what happens is not wholly dissimilar to any ordinary folk meeting, just we've all had a shares specialist interest.. You get lots of observational based humour, my insane appetite for food gets questioned, then when everybody's broken down the barriers and got to know each other a little bit, talk turns to possible future rides and where to have them. Common interests are a great leveller, it's amazing how in person people will put aside their often quite significant differences just cos they share one common interest.

Of course, you do get the odd keyboard warrior that in real life wouldn't say boo to a goose, but they're easy enough to spot anyway... Usually they're still wearing entirely cycling branded clothing still whilst in the pub!

markd - Member
pork swordfighting.

😯

When's the bbb?