What three things would you ban if you were in charge?

Don’t need to be entirely serious.

Me?

1. Anything that is meant to pour liquids that fails to pour liquids, like little metal tea pots
2. ITV
3. Scouse accent

Daily Mail
Jeremy Kyle
Krispy Kreme Donuts

1. Celebrities being famous for being famous
2. Inane questions on internet forums.
3. People who respond to inane questions on internet forums
😉

conservative party,

Coffee shops selling boiled coloured water in paper cups,at extotianate prices.

women buying stuff in supermarkets, just walk in luv, pop it in basket and pay, not stand there haveing a transmeditation episode with a tin of beans.

Football
Religion
All TV shows with phone/sms voting

Scouse accent

🙄

Shareholders
Religion
Estate agents

the internet.
middle-aged men.
non-heinz beans.

1 – Banning things
2 – See above
3 – Erm

Lycra
SPD’s
People who use them, from posting on the internet. 😉

Horses

People who ride horses

People who object to rule 1 & 2.

I’m sure ill change my policies when I recover from this mornings equine fancier – bike interface.

Intolerance

Xenophobia

Gypsies

😉

Work
Housework
DIY

Come on Loco, stick by your guns

• Salads
• Ownership of viscous dogs
• Any laws preventing hunting Tory MP’s with all the freshly confiscated viscous dogs

1. Tobacco
2. Politicians
3. Alcohol
4. Religion

I’d also implement a law forcing people to learn how to count properly.

People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures
and the Dutch

Even *Glasgow* salad?

Did you mean vicious?

See above. But yes.

1. The bike industry changing standards for everything so that I can actually replace a part of my bike without having to replace most of the other bits of it at the same time.

2. ………………………….Nope, that’ll do for now.

smoking in public – sick of walking down a street behind some tewat lunging a fag.
commuter trainers – nice suit, crisp shirt, silk tie and horrendous big white comfy trainers? no
bromptons. your bikes are shit and you look a fool.

dangerousbeans – Member

1. The bike industry changing standards for everything so that I can actually replace a part of my bike without having to replace most of the other bits of it at the same time.

2. ………………………….Nope, that’ll do for now.

Might I be so bold as to apply my idea of hunting with dogs the people responsible for this?

Intolerance
Angry little men
Daily mail

Should sort a lot out.

Might I be so bold as to apply my idea of hunting with dogs the people responsible for this?

Now there’s a thought. 😀

Religion
HGVs in the third lane of four-lane motorways
Religion

Did you mean vicious?

No he meant sticky, claggy, viscous dogs.

Dogs should be sleek, smooth and slippery

1) Lists
b) Inventories
iii) Indexes

1. Cars
2. Daily Mail
3. Public Smoking.

The list might change tomorrow depending on what mood I’m in.

1. Fatties from using vending machines (some kind of blood test / finger print recognition should do the trick)
2. Non alcoholic beer
3. I’d ban anyone who refuses to pay to park at trail centres from riding a mtb again. If you cant spend a couple of quid to park your X5 you can get the road bike out.

1. wearing your trousers so they sit round your ankles showing off your CK pants – PULL THE F*****G THINGS UP

2. Automated sales robots

3. BT

Probably democracy, then after I’ve had my other 2 wishes, well i’m still in charge, so my social revolution can continue unabated.

I think this may have been done before with varying degree’s of success! 😆

1. Bad House Music compilation CDs
2. Flat tyres first thing Monday morning
3. Shallow celebrity culture
4. Casual sexism

Democracy (beaten to it)
Non Smokers (you know it looks cool)
MAMILS (no need, EVER!! With banishment from UK for pro kit wearers)

1. Politicians who want to be politicians
2. Fish (the animal, not the singer)
3. Hanging clothes on door handles
4. People who answer 4 questions when they were only asked 3. That’s right emsz, I’m looking at you. And errm, me.

1. People taking too long to put petrol in their car, or that put petrol in their car and then do their weekly shop in the petrol station, chatting to the attendant without a care, when there is CLEARLY somebody waiting to use the pump!
2. Dogs off leads.
3. Other people’s children.

I couldn’t decide between Bad house music and celebrities that I just want to kill, so there both on the list.

5. Mcmuffins

1. Religion
2. Football
3. Corruption in politics

4. Casual sexism

Calm down love…

emsz – Member

1. Bad House Music compilation CDs

I just thought they made their way to gyms to die, unnoticed and unloved, surrounded by sweaty narcissists?

5. Mcmuffins

Do you mean like sausage and egg Mcmuffins? Or is this a euphemism for something altogether different? Possibly related to floury baps?

1. White, German 4x4s with black alloys.
2. Multiple bird roasts, quail in a duck in a turkey in a goose.
3. Apathy.

Binners, the sausage and egg vileness…..

See 4 you bad bad man 😆

emsz – you can’t ban sausage and egg Mcmuffins!! 😯

Don’t hate them. You simply misunderstand they’re reason for being. You’re thinking of them as food. They’re not that. They’re the Ground Zero of hangover cures. Somewhere, deep in a subterranean lab, a team of the worlds finest brains are working on being able to compress them into the form of a pill. To be taken with the accompanying orange pill, that contains a can of Irn Bru.

When they achieve this, we’ll be able to laugh in the face of even Withnail-esque drinking binges on a school night! 😀