What SPD shoes for running after teenagers who stole your bike?

And all of this could have been avoided by, instead of buying some cut priced, fancy pants shoes, buying a lock.

#JustSayin.

this is why you sit on your bike to eat

Ah, the pedants and second guessers have arrived.

Pie throwing: he turned to look at me when trying to jump on the bike so pie -> face.

Lock: I was standing next to my bike. Should I lock my bike every time I’m not physically riding it?

Thanks for ruining the fun guys

<span style=”font-size: 0.8rem;”>Well, evidentially.</span>

Here, have a 🙄 and a 😉

“Ah, the pedants and second guessers have arrived.”

nope, I just hate to see mac pies go to waste 🙁

better than mac pies going to waist, I suppose.

On a more serious note, did you inform the police?

A. Cool storie bro

B. Having lived above la favourita and spent many a 3am queuing for a selection of storie pies… its an area you do lick your bike when you’re not on it!

Lick your bike to stop theft?

Yep too slippery to nick.

Clear typo.

But it might work. Would you touch a bike that had just been licked?

Slippery or sticky depending on foid you’ve just eaten…