What should I eat between now and Thursday to ensure my farts are hideous?

I’m sure the gut gremlins are festering nicely. Just need to reach guff mark 7 before erupting.

Still. Not. One. Single. Peep. From. My. Hoop.

Why does that bring this to mind? 😀

Still 45 minutes left in the car, but I don’t know, just hasn’t happened today. Maybe as you say it’s a timing issue and the wife will suffer later on (the doctrine of transferred malice for those that are interested).

🙂

Maybe tomorrow!

Stage Fright ?

Pththththtupppppp…parp.pththththththup!

Talk about targeted adverts.

Either Kleenex are worried about the OP or can see my browser history, either way we’d need more than just one

Sorry to remind you of abject failure, but did anything happen in the following days?

If my sister in law is anything to go by I can recommend a boob job and codiene..

If my sister in law is anything to go by I can recommend a boob job and codiene..

Pics.

Sorry to remind you of abject failure, but did anything happen in the following days?

I did one absolute rotter on Friday that made the little one cry and go and tell on me to his mum. But that was never the plan so I still consider the whole thing to be a failure.

Curry