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  • rentachimp
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    I am a man who has always struggled with hats. I can’t abide baseball caps, so what other hats do people wear?
    I am aware that this is slightly ridiculous, but it’s a niggle I have.

    muppetWrangler
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    One very fancy hat that would definitely look out of place at a baseball game.

    benji
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    Has one tried a fascinator?

    rentachimp
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    Good start, MW.

    camo16
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    Don’t struggle with hats, dude… Start with a beginner’s hat – a beanie, maybe – and assert your mastery over said hat from day one. NEVER let your hat control you. Remember, you are a human and your hat is just a hat.

    When this first step is mastered, move on to more complex and frisky hats.

    Do not begin your hat phase with a Stetson or fedora. That way madness lies.

    JEngledow
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    This one is quite fancy:

    muppetWrangler
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    dannybgoode
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    I have a Fedora from here[/url] and very nice it is too.

    I also have an Australian Akubra and a flat cap…

    muppetWrangler
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    Lets narrow this down.

    Are you from the North?

    or are you from the South?

    Or maybe you’re not English at all, Scottish?

    Welsh?

    Possibly of Nordic origin?

    rOcKeTdOg
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    camo16
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    Dang, that’s a fancy Homburg… I can really see that working with my New Biggles ‘tache. 😀

    lucien
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    French Hat?

    yunki
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    An oversize Rastafarian Tam, stuffed with socks and worn centrally on the top of your lovely bonce could be a good place to start..

    The Rastamouse look..

    Winner

    jekkyl
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    What’s wrong with baseball caps for men in the summer? Nice big peaks keep sun from your eyes

    Cletus
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    I saw a chap wearing one of these at Waterloo Station a couple of weeks ago. To his credit he carried it off pretty well.

    adjustablewench
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    Taking the pith?

    MrsToast
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    mogrim
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    dannybgoode – Member
    I have a Fedora from here and very nice it is too.

    That website[/url] is pretty dangerous, now looking at trilbies to go with my summer Tilley hat. And the freebie straw hat I got for drinking too much beer.

    huckleberryfatt
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    Some hat tips here[/url]
    Maybe something with ostrich feathers …

    rentachimp
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    My girlfrinend has a pink cowboy hat that I could try, I guess.

    I just don’t feel comfortable with a baseball or trucker cap. I feel like I’m pretending to be something I’m not. What I am, is a Welshman, so I think I have my answer above, thanks to MW again.

    wrecker
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    Whatever it is, just avoid those leather Australian waterproof thingies.
    A clear indication of a complete c***/B**h rugby fan (same thing 😀 )

    maccruiskeen
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    manitou
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    I like a baseball cap as long as its not one of those silly oversized ones with the size label and price tags left on.. WTF all that about anyway?

    scaredypants
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    My girlfrinend has a pink cowboy hat that I could try, I guess.

    you don’t want to mess with her work uniform 😉

    mikewsmith
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    Akubra The Territory – to keep the sun off, practical and good.
    http://www.akubra.com.au/products_country.html

    yunki
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    Ah, mikewsmith, may I refer you to wrecker’s point a few posts back..

    mikewsmith
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    Yes but if we all listened to Wrecker….

    Keeps the sun off my head and neck, great thing. I’m also living in Oz so much more acceptable.

    JoeG
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    Edit – Or one of these

    boxelder
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    Take the advice of the bard, Rabbie Burns, and “cock up your beaver”

    Some fancy plumage brightens any mans headgear.

    kayak23
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    Avoid traditional ballcaps by sporting a military-style cap.

    mogrim
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    Avoid traditional ballcaps by sporting a military-style cap.

    Is the sensitive caring man look obligatory?

    wrecker
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    Yes but if we all listened to Wrecker….

    Do go on…..

    An Australian hat in Australia is acceptable. Coupled with a barbour and hunter wellies in the home counties; definitive c***.

    camo16
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    Is the sensitive caring man look obligatory?

    Look closer. Notice, it’s Jonathan Trott pulling his ‘damn, I just got out’ face…

    piedidiformaggio
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    Barhma Squashy for the summer sun

    http://www.barmahhats.com.au/squashy.asp

    EDIT: even if wrecker doesn’t agree (although I do agree about the wellies and Barbour)

    ThePinkster
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    camo16 – Member
    Dang, that’s a fancy Homburg… I can really see that working with my New Biggles ‘tache.

    I too am often seen wearing a fedora, and it does indeed go with a good ‘tache.

    How’s yours going Camo?

    camo16
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    How’s yours going Camo?

    Not to shabby, Pinkster – I’m about 85% Selleck, but obviously nothing like your abundant ‘tache magnificence! Still, there’s some nice width going on now, which makes for good twirling!

    To my shame, I actually was looking at…

    …a snip 😯 on eBay for £45!

    I reckon it’s just the hat for my ‘tache – but can anyone seriously stroll about in a Homburg in 2013?

    ThePinkster
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    Can’t beat a good twirl. 😉

    but can anyone seriously stroll about in a Homburg in 2013?

    If you have the confidence you can carry off anything on your head.

    I’m currently considering a beret.

    Not Frank Spencer stylee before anyone comments

    mikewsmith
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    nothing specific wrecker but this place is not somewhere anybody should take fashion advice from 🙂

    Wearing appropriate clothing for the situation is fine, barbour and hunters in the UK is OK on the farm – that you own. Cleans up better when shooting and plucking pheasants (or what ever that sounds like)

    kayak23
    Full Member

    Is the sensitive caring man look obligatory?

    I think he’s looking down at a bug he just squished.

    camo16
    Free Member

    If you have the confidence you can carry off anything on your head.

    Well, I am a self-confessed hat lover.

    In the past I’ve worn Berets with Gallic panache, military caps with ‘nam vet flair and my stetson gets a rare outing, always at a jaunty angle a la Douglas Fairbanks in The Gaucho… but I worry that a Homburg may be beyond even my hat-wearing confidence…

    Mind you, it worked for Winston:

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