Very OT….

Jiji

Les
or the ever so original lucky.
Never let young kids name pets – we have pussy and socks.
Don’t google those two words together either.

Wiggle….

iCat

AndyRT – Member
Bob

Bob was our dogs name… bob the dog, my brother used to (may still) use it as his CT name

If its a boy…Jeffry Boycat..obviously

call it the same as what pink called her dog.

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/music/musicnews/Pink-11053.html

nboots

AndyRT – Member
Bob

What? WHAT?

Atonic

or make a pun with your surname, which no one will be aware of until your wife/life companion/partner takes it to the vet

Do you live near a major road? If so Splat is a good name.

Man-Do

don simon – Member
Derek.

You calling me a pussy don?

If I had a kitteh, I’d call it Megatron 😯

what about ” minton”
when he or she missbehaves you can shout out “bad minton”!!

Rabbit.

Or Duck

I help moderate a number of cat-photo based websites

Okay… I’ve tried google searching for variants of “cute pussy pics” for 5 hours now and I’m no closer to finding this site… give us a clue?

As for a name… if I get a cat I’ll call it Phil, or Tina, depending on its gender. My neighbours are called Phil and Tina.

Either Blondie or Ginger would be a good name for it. Confuse the hell out of folk.

Astrophe.
Mandu.
Weasel.
Ay pacific.
Deeley.
Hartic. That’s probably best to help you chill about the whole thing.

You calling me a pussy don?

Do you feel like a pussy?

give us a clue?

Oh go on then.

This[/url] is the main one. It’s a long story. If you’d told me in 2004 how much of my 20s I would spend looking at photos of kittens I’d have thought you were insane. I’ve moderated over 100,000 kitten pictures on that site alone. About 50% of what gets uploaded are ok quality kitten pics. Oh god, the things I’ve seen… *1000 yard stare*

Back on topic, though: I’ve just remembered how we named our first cats, years and years ago. We got a pair of black kittens and decided to run a competition on the web to name them. For some reason it was oddly popular for a week or so and crashed one of Blueyonder’s servers a few times. The story even got into The Sun, in their Stupid Internet Crap column on page 45 or whatever. They ended up being called Stevens and Deeley.

Friend of mine has 2 cats. The first one is called Spike, as he looks just like Spike from Gremlins. The second one is grey, fat and likes to mess about with keyboards so he got named Edney.

I think you should name Cats after people you like.

When I got my two kittens 8 years ago I named one Carlos for Carlos Spencer (an All Black, but the Cat wasn’t so racism hunters step away) and she is Ramona as Joey Ramone died that year.

Next Cat will either be Johnny for Johnny Cash or Elvis or if a girl Elvira.

Luckily I don’t have kids, hate to think what I would lumber the poor souls with.

How about a spoonerism: Cooking-Fat?

For my sins I help moderate a number of cat-photo based websites

I have reported you, your account on here will be closed very soon I hope.
😯

Officer Dibble

Call it MP.

It will pay about as much attention to you.

bell end

Snowball.

Just looked at that ‘kittenwar’ site. It asked me to choose between BooBoo and MurderFace.

don simon – Member
You calling me a pussy don?

Do you feel like a pussy?

Are you offering then?

Have you got bonus points from Russian brides dot com or something?

Ninja
Spook

sooty

But it does mean you will have to get another and call that one Sweep

Before anyone suggests it, not sooty.

opps 😉

How about Schrödinger?

I helped name a litter of farm cats a few years ago, ironically Schrödinger is the only one still alive.

Is it?

😀

(Actually, looking further up the page I think MurderFace is a pretty cool name for a cat)

Martin

Gary Baxendale

EDIT: no, Barry (Baz) Baxendale.

mrs Slocombe

Can we have some pics of “The Unnamed Kitten”?

The kittenwar site is great 🙂

I knew somebody that named their cat Yoni, but I was too young at the time to get the joke…