There are three urinals at work, fairly close together with no separators.
If the room is empty when you go in where do you stand, the one nearest the door, the middle one or the one furthest from the door?
There’s a guy who always goes to the middle one, which means if someone else comes in they have no option but stand right next to him and potentially get his piss-splash-back down their trousers.
I have mentioned to him in a jokey kinda way that he is breaking the ‘unwritten urinal rule’, which I’ve clearly made up but he’s not taking in the hint.
How is it not obvious that you’d go to an empty outside one first to leave a space if someone else comes in?
Or am I just a freak?