Fella at work does same. His logic is that it’s the cleanest one. Can’t really argue with that. He does also lock trap 2 from outside when he’s using trap 1 as he doesn’t like company, and when a sign was put up asking not to pre-load the pan knew what it meant. I didn’t have the foggiest. He’s convinced I’m the one with the problem.
Aside from all the rules above why do strangers feel it’s acceptable to talk to other complete strangers whilst at a urinal? I’m trying to get effluent out of my body as quickly as possible, I don’t want to discuss the weather.
We have two urinals in our office, we all do the decent thing and if someone is using one we go back out and do our business later or use a trap upstairs.
It’s a little bit odd as you are basically stood in a strangers comfort zone with your knob out. Maybe some people just make nervous conversation? I prefer total silence apart from a ‘nice one mate’ if the guy next to me farts.
Fella at work does same. His logic is that it’s the cleanest one. Can’t really argue with that. He does also lock trap 2 from outside when he’s using trap 1 as he doesn’t like company, and when a sign was put up asking not to pre-load the pan knew what it meant. I didn’t have the foggiest. He’s convinced I’m the one with the problem.
He’s got some serious toilet issues…locking T2 to ensure no ‘company’ is taking it a bit far.
poisonspider – Member
a ‘nice one mate’ if the guy next to me farts.
Oooh that’s another thread entirely!!
Best I heard was an old boy who let out a massive fart and said “Good hole Jack!”
I did laugh!
Ha! The 80-year-old owner of the company I work for farted loudly in the gents and said “better here than on the bus”. I chuckled for an inappropriately long time.
Same here. It’s the least used, hence likely the cleanest both around and underneath it.
I pished up against a tree in the woods once.
It was absoluteley filthy. Fortunately I didn’t actually touch it with my hands or my tadger so I managed to survive.
The ground was really dirty too…..but luckily I was wearing shoes.
The ground was really dirty too…..but luckily I was wearing shoes.
Which you no-doubt removed before going into your house. Do you do this (remove shoes) when you go back to your desk, or are you happy to have someone elses wee underneath it?
Whichever hand he is supporting himself with check if its his watch arm, and loudly ask what time is it please, and stand well clear as he hoses all in the near area, while checking the time.
Made the mistake of peeing next to a guy when I was wearing shorts – someone else’s splash back in not pleasant. Also had a guy hit my shoe recently. 😯
When you’re taking a pish, you’re vulnerable to attack
Reminded me of a guy I know who was attacked and given a bit of a beating in a pub toilet mid pee. Another guy found him on the floor battered and bleeding, helped him up and checked he was OK. They walked out of the gents together and were half way across the pub before the good Samaritan turned to Darren and said….’mate, your cock’s still hanging out’
Whilst you’re all here, what’s the deal with with placing one hand flat against the wall at shoulder height, breathing heavily, face fixed into a grimace? A stance seemingly preferred by folk with huge bellies, you know the type, who amble around the supermarket half shut, using the trolley to support 2/3 of their body weight.
Go in MTF up and grab his hardware , whilst there may be an element of risk In in this approach , I bet he doesnt go near a toilet if your heading in there after this
