Yes they will pay my travel and accommodation to speak and lead workshops at an event.
No it won’t be mrs_miggins guest house or The Tartan Wallpaper inn located in the small Highland settlement where the event is happening, as they are not on the centralised purchasing system.
Yes you will have to drive north, including through said settlement, carry on 30 miles to the nearest place with a corporately acceptable accommodation system, then get up in the morning to drive 30 miles back again.
No sir, you cannot only stay one night, as we have deemed it too far to travel after a days work, so if you want one night/days work, you must stay another night in the corporate abode. And that 30 miles back the way. Teh Rulz…(all at 50p a mile)
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