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Stranger: Vagina
Stranger: vagina
Stranger: i want to have sex with your vagina
You: Singletrack?
Stranger: wait, what?
You: Singletrack?
You: What, wait?
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You: Singletrack?
Stranger: heh?
You: Singletrack. do you? Are you one of the bretheren?
Stranger: never heard of
You: We havr ordained to meet in this space for the lycra lashings. Will you join us brother (or sister)? If so I shall forward you the code.
You: have*
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I love how this thread is already the top result in google for “do you singletrack”! 😀

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Stranger: egg
You: baaon
You: bacon
Stranger: ****
You: errr. no.
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Stranger: 🙂
You: ?
Stranger: 🙂
You: :0
Stranger: :()
You: :()
You: 🙂
Stranger: XP
You: No vista
You: Sorry!
Stranger: lmao
You: Not really, MAC
Stranger: haha
You: :)))))
You: 😛
Stranger: asl?
You: adsl? about 2meg, bit slow really
Stranger: asl? age, sex, location
You: Ohh, yes I have all of them
Stranger: what?
Stranger: lol
You: Your 21, f & from Solihull
Stranger: nope
You: Oh must be someone else then
Stranger: yep
Stranger: 16 m usa
You: but I thought you had a brummie accent?
Stranger: no
You: Do you Singletrack?
Stranger: singletrack?
You: You know STW
Stranger: stw
Stranger: ?
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Thanks everyone, you’ve just brightened up my morning. I’m almost crying with laughter at some of the conversations.

haha, i was halfway through this when my boss walked in – i was trying not to laugh 😆

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Stranger: ach-tung!
You: please don’t say asl
You: ok, you didn’t
You: achtung indeed, baby
Stranger: ach-tung!l’
You: i don’t think it’s going to work out. it’s not you, it’s me. i’m sorry. it’s over.
Stranger: i love you
You: don’t say that
You: you don’t mean it
Stranger: you know its true
Stranger: since the start
Stranger: all the flirting
Stranger: and the ach-tung!
You: oh god, it’s hard enough already
Stranger: you knew…
You: i did, i did
Stranger: love me
Stranger: like you did before
You: i can’t
Stranger: you must
You: goodbye
Stranger: pwease
Stranger: tell me your name again
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Stranger: hi
You: greetings
Stranger: u have no life.
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harsh one!

Emailed by a friend from last night’s fun and games:

Stranger: my name is parth
You: ah. you like to do the wild thing?
Stranger: wer u from
You: Holland
Stranger: im from india
You: Ah. I think I spoke to you. Do you work in a call centre?
Stranger: no
You: I rang you about my Broadband
Stranger: im 16
Stranger: im studyin
You: but you couldnt fix it
You: you told me to reboot the modem.
You: I did that but it still disconnects me
You: can you fix it?
Stranger: n i dont work>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
You: I need a new modem then?
You: can you send one?
Stranger: i dont work we arent allowed to work below the age of 18
You: are you studying to work in a call centre?
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooo
You: It could have been someone else with the same name as you?
Stranger: im in the 10th grade
You: Do you know Petre Patel?
Stranger: nope
You: He is from India
Stranger: no!
You: He works in the hotel I work in
You: Are you sure you dont know him?
You: Hes from India too.
Stranger: yes i dont no him
You: And he doesnt work in a call centre either!
You: Too much coincidence I think?
You: So. What is wrong with my modem?
Stranger: we have a population of a billion here
You: yeah, but how many of you dont work in call centres?
Stranger: 89 percent
You: Are you sure about that?
Stranger: nothin wrong with ur modem
You: How do you know? I thought you said you didnt work in a call centre????
Stranger: I dont!
You: but how did you check my modem????
Stranger: I didnt?
You: you said there was nothing wrong with it?
You: now, can you fix my broadband it keeps diconnecting me…..
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Started again….

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Stranger: U girl?
You: boo
You: did i scare you?
You: woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: No
Stranger: R u girl?
You: maybe
You: maybe not
Stranger: Tell me
You: a story?
Stranger: Tell me if u r male or female
You: bit of both, i’m in touch
You: what are you then?
Stranger: M
Stranger: U got a dick?
You: no i know a richard though
You: he could love you long time
Stranger: USA?
You: big country likes to blow things up?
Stranger: Do u live in usa?
You: technically it would be “do you live in the USA?”
Stranger: K
Stranger: Do u?
You: nope
You: u?
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rogerthecat in there with a mildly racist one already!

Stranger: hi
You: Fish
Stranger: chicken
You: I likes fish
Stranger: me too
Stranger: fishes are cute
You: Where youz at dooode
You: Aw come on …..
Stranger: ahahaha
You: So telll me…..do you singletrack?
Stranger: yupp
You: Really, the whole nine yards?
Stranger: uh hu
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Stranger: heyo
You: show me wax on wax off
Stranger: wax [on]
Stranger: wax [off]
You: good daniel-san good. show me paint the fence
Stranger: how the **** can i show you by writing?
You: ah, beginner luck
You: show me sand the floor
Stranger: sand floor YEAH
You: good. again
Stranger: *punches “stranger” in the face*
You: against crane there is no defence
You: eee-ya
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: you singletrack?
Stranger: yeah
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How the hell did i miss this.

A quick Q, anybody know how to scroll up (or down) the screen on the iPhone?

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You: do you moon walk?
You: blow bubbles?
You: how about Singletrack?
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coffeeking – Member
rogerthecat in there with a mildly racist one already!

Jeezus you are precious, get a life!

alpin – Member
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You: baaon
You: bacon
Stranger: ****
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Hey alpin I had that guy four times in a row, and in the end he started swearing at me so much and he just went mental, and he said he was going to get his machine gun and shoot me, but he’s in America…

I love Omegle!

Jeezus you are precious, get a life!

Not at all, I’m sat next to an Indian chap who found it mildly offensive to suggest that his countrys entire population are just call centre operatives!

rogerthecat – Member
…get a life!

Doesn’t this go for EVERYONE on this thread??!

I genuinely lol @ rogerthecats post as did a number of my work colleagues. I guess it’s the bnp for us racists then!!!!!!!! 🙄 😉

You try to be polite and where does it get you?….

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Stranger: hi
You: good morning to you my good sir
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I really must stop this and do some work. I want to stop. I do. It just won’t leave me alone…

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Stranger: ?? ????
You: What’s that skip?
Stranger: ? ?? ??????
You: Sheila’s fallen down the well?
Stranger: ..?
You: Singletrack?
Stranger: ????
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OK CK, have it your way, I must be a died in the wool racist bigot with neo-facist tendencies. Off to put on my hairshirt. My sincerest apologies for my friends remarks which may have offended your colleague, however mildly. 🙄

This is odd….

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You: sometimes…
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Stranger: what do you want to say?
You: Well, I asked if you Singletrack…?
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: do you singletrack?
Stranger: hmm what?
You: you know, stw. Lycra, mud, rubber…
Stranger: hmm band?
You: What tyres for a rainy summer in the Lake district?
Stranger: asl
You: No – dial up connection, cant afford ASL
Stranger: age sex location
You: Yes I have all three. You?
Stranger: i asked first
You: More of a statement really, no question mark.
Stranger: how old are u?
You: Age is relative, especially on tuesdays. I never could get the hang of tuesdays.
You: Hey – hold on it’s wednesday. I told you i struggled with tuesdays.
Stranger: WHATS THAT MEAN?

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rogerthecat – however you wish to make light of it and attempt to make my comments look stupid by extending it to extremes, it was mildly racist. As I said, MILDLY. My initial comment was while chuckling along with you, but the point still stands that it offended one person of that origin so it would probably offend others.

It’s no fun when you get sensible person, I actually had to apologise and disconnect myself!

Got one 🙂

You: hoi
Stranger: hi
You: hi even
Stranger: singletrack
You: singletrack!
You: Sweet
You: Phildowling
Stranger: do u?
Stranger: ha!
You: aye i singletrack all the time! dirty singletrack is best!
Stranger: small world this internet
You: haha at least your not “horny Lad”
Stranger: nope…scotia
Stranger: ok ciao
Stranger: gotta work!
You: laters! who are you btw?
Stranger: scotia
You: cool see you later! Have a Good singletrack
Stranger: i dont post too often..

OK so I saw a tweet about this thread and decided I had to try it just once.

I almost lost them at the start but finally got a recommendation on tyre choice for Glentress – result.

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you singletrack then ?
Stranger: bye
Stranger: ya iam a single
You: great stuff – what would you recommend I take rubber wise if I go to Afan?
Stranger: sorry i cudn’t get ur point
Stranger: can u elaborate
You: What would you recommend?
Stranger: recommend about what?
Stranger: …….
You: I’m unsure of the type of rubber I’ll need at Afan as I’ve never done it before
Stranger: and what is Afan?? (sorry)
You: I usually use Fire XC Pro – Do you think this would be acceptable or will people laugh?
You: Afan – in Wales – you said you Singletrack so I assume you’ll know about it
Stranger: but i have never been to wales sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyy
You: Glentress then – any rubber suggestions?
Stranger: ya the best rubber is by PELIKAN hehehehehehehe
Stranger: blah blah blah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hello
You: hey
You: whatcha
Stranger: whatcha!???
You: whats up!?
Stranger: MUSIC!
Stranger: what music do you like?
You: very varied
Stranger: tell me your favorite song
You: current or all time?
You: they are very different
Stranger: current
You: cannot help myself from singing along to Poker Face (ffs don’t tell anyone)
Stranger: lady gaga?
You: ya
Stranger: alright xD
Stranger: all time then
You: tell me your current first
Stranger: STANCE PUNKS – mayonaka shounen totsugeki dan
You: awesome, I may have to check that out. always on the look out for new stuff for the bike commute
Stranger: haha xD so whats your favorite song of all time?
You: she sells sanctuary – The Cult
You: does that give my age away?
Stranger: here the song is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyJddrPqmqo
You: cool, thanks
Stranger: i will check it out xD
You: later. appreciate the non-“asl?” bollox this site is plagued with 🙂
You: * I appreciate the…
Stranger: yeah me too 😀
You have disconnected.

phil – I had one last night as well, a couple of pages back.

When I said I was RudeBoy he disconnected! 😆

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi… i’m 21 M and horny!!…. u ?
You: I’m Mavis. I like to Foxtrot. You sound hot!
Stranger: yeah i am.. ! 😀
Stranger: ur asl?
You: Do you like older women?
Stranger: yeah.. i luv them
You: Horray, pity they don’t let me out of the home.
Stranger: ooooh..
Stranger: so.. wats ur age babe?
You: I could sneak you in through the window though.
Stranger: haha.. i will … if i get the chance
You: I’m 86, but I’m in good shape. Got a spring in my step!
Stranger: woah! 86!..
Stranger: i wanna c ur pic.. !
You: No cams in the home, sorry. Bit stuffy around here.
Stranger: aaah.. !
Stranger: u dont have a pic uploaded?
You: Not at the moment but when my grandson comes to visit he can show me how. He’s about your age. Very clever.
Stranger: oooh..
You: Do you dance?
Stranger: i sumhow feel u are a guy.. tryin to trick me
You: Why would I pretend to be an elderly lady? What kind of trick is that?
Stranger: hmm.. k
Stranger: u have a msn id?
You: No. It’s a shared computer here. MSN brings spam in.
You: Apparently.
You: You’re no fun. Think I need someone a bit livelier.
You have disconnected.

CaptainFlashheart – Member
phil – I had one last night as well, a couple of pages back.

When I said I was RudeBoy he disconnected!

😆

ok, own up who was this?

Stranger: Im not some freaky old guy who lost his job and sits on his computer trying to flirt with little girls while eating cheese and holding a sick puppy.

I can’t leave this alone, really must go home for tea but when someone uses the word “maudlin” you just have to keep going!

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you like blades i like blades there clean and quiet guns for show blades for a pro, so how are you doin today?
Stranger: hello, I am well, but I never had the nerve to make the final cut
You: the final cut is the sweetest but the first cut is the deepest
Stranger: indeed, but what about themess?
You: let mother clean it up
Stranger: wow, that is some deep shit
You: Im not some freaky old guy who lost his job and sits on his computer trying to flirt with little girls while eating cheese and holding a sick puppy.
Stranger: lol, then what are you
You: A freaky young guy with a job and sits on his computer trying to flirt with little girls while eating cheese and holding a sick puppy.
You: you?
Stranger: well, although you may be the most maudlin person ive come into contact with, I am an ancient guy trying to find my own sick puppy to tend to
You: lol
You: do you singletrack perchance?
Stranger: how do you mean?
You: dirty rubber, lycra and mud
You: all sweaty and breathless after a long ride
Stranger: lol, well no dirty rubbers
You: no fun if they aren’t knobbly and full of dirt
You: what do you ride?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stole the old guy/cheese/puppy thing just to see if it would work. For some reason they all disappear when you get close to mentioning a bike, hmmm…

Stranger: hey
You: ayup fatty
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 f france
You: asl?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: 18.m.kor but living in us
Stranger: do u have msn ?
You: no tablets sorted that out
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Loving this site for mischief!

Some absolute gems on these transcripts.

Especially the Indian Call Centre stuff.