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  • This site is spooky.
  • twohats
    Member

    Yes, yes it is!

    My last conversation.

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hello
    Stranger: do you have bewbies?
    Stranger: serious question!
    You: bewbies?
    Stranger: boobs?
    You: Massive ones
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: you’re a guy then?
    Stranger: πŸ˜‰
    You: yep, but I have huge moobs
    Stranger: sweet!
    Stranger: sweaty ones?
    You: Bit salty at the moment I’d say
    Stranger: urghh, I want to vomit and cum all at the same time!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Premier Icon Stoner
    Subscriber

    site is websense restricted guys, before you click.

    twohats
    Member

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: waves
    Stranger: what
    You: waves, you know, that hand movment
    Stranger: yes
    You: no wave back then?
    You: runs around waving
    You: I must be alone
    You: Fancy a brew
    Stranger: u crazy or something
    You: Well I’m on here
    You: Coffee then?
    Stranger: **** you
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    redthunder
    Member

    Saw the link on the bbc.co.uk

    http://omegle.com/

    WORK SAFE… but weird.

    MikeT-23
    Member

    just had a great long waffle with a 20 yo Chinese person with great grasp English.

    I’ll try that site again later

    zaskar
    Member

    Stranger: hi
    You: Ah, it’s you again!
    Stranger: Huh?
    You: Well, I was waiting to hear back from you.
    Stranger: Who are you?
    Stranger: I just logged on a moment ago
    You: Me too, I was hoping that you’d reply.
    Stranger: Uh huh….
    You: Yes, you see I have a problem with my hovercraft.
    Stranger: Oh! What’s the problem? I can probably fix it.
    You: Well, the flange gasket on the port nacelle has ruptured.
    Stranger: Ouch. You’re going to need to replace it, buddy.
    You: Smashing, thanks ever so much. Bye.

    andywhit
    Member

    Any good “what tyres for…?” advice out there ? πŸ˜€

    andywhit – Member
    Any good “what tyres?” advice out there ?

    Let me see what I can do….

    phildowling
    Member

    21 year old female from Japan…. pics soon πŸ˜†

    No one’s playing the tyre game….

    uplink
    Member

    21 year old female from Japan…. pics soon

    You fell for that then?

    DannyLeigh
    Member

    Here’s a good one, pretend your a girl and talk to some desperate guys! πŸ™‚

    PJ266
    Member

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hi
    Stranger: yo
    You: Wonder if you could help me, what tyres for this dry, dusty summer?
    Stranger: lol, grippy ones
    You: Perfect! thanks very much, have a nice day! bye
    Stranger: bi

    Better than the advice you get on here most of the time πŸ˜‰

    phildowling
    Member

    shes going to come over and meet me… all i need to do is send money for flight πŸ˜€

    How stupid do you think i am??…….actually don’t answer that. πŸ™„

    phildowling
    Member

    Stranger: Hi
    Stranger: Boy or Girl
    me : Girl (for a laugh) U?
    Stranger : Horny boy

    This could be funny……….

    rogerthecat
    Member

    You bast**d this site is going to eat my life

    Premier Icon maxray
    Subscriber

    more than likely you are all talking to each other pretending to be young girls etc..

    Need a stw code word for use in conversations.

    maxray – Member
    more than likely you are all talking to each other pretending to be young girls etc..

    Need a stw code word for use in conversations.

    I propse we start with

    “Do you Singletrack?”

    phildowling
    Member

    maxray – Member
    more than likely you are all talking to each other pretending to be young girls etc..

    Need a stw code word for use in conversations

    monkey juice?…. no idea why that came into my head..perhaps it was the bubbles jokes

    theflatboy
    Member

    Stranger: grr
    You: hi there
    Stranger: hi
    You: now, i need some advice
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: where are you from
    Stranger: ?
    You: what tyres would you recommend for the welsh trail centres – a mixture of dry and dusty with some roots and rocks.
    Stranger: ..
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    πŸ™

    rogerthecat
    Member

    Omegle
    Talk to strangers!
    2973 users online
    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: do you singletrack?
    Stranger: Pardon?
    You: Singletrack?
    Stranger: Is this some sex thing?
    You: nooooo but it does involve rubber hoops
    Stranger: Hmm.
    You: tight lycra
    You: and
    You: helmets
    Stranger: You can’t lick me wearing a helmet.
    You: could give it a try
    Stranger: Bet you can’t make me wet with no pics
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    or save this log or send us feedback.

    It’s a no to that one then!

    phildowling
    Member

    Stranger : deer
    Me: a female deer…

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hay
    You: hay barn?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected

    disconects…i’m rubbish at this.. πŸ™„ πŸ˜†

    stuckinarut
    Member

    Well that was short-lived..

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: ello
    Stranger: hey
    You: how you dong?
    Stranger: fine
    Stranger: asl?
    You: baking powder?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    or save this log or send us feedback.

    This is hypnotic.

    Premier Icon paulosoxo
    Subscriber

    that’s just porn that is!

    yamyamblade
    Member

    hello rudeboy lol!!!

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Do you Singletrack?
    Stranger: yes lol blimey we must all be at it, what tyres for the summer then πŸ™‚
    You: Seriously?
    Stranger: yeah
    You: Who are you on there then?
    Stranger: yamyamblade
    Stranger: dont contribute alot tbh
    You: Ah. I see. Well you should.
    Stranger: who are you?
    You: RudeBoy.
    Stranger: ah recognise the name oh well speak soon on singletrack cheers
    Your conversational partner has disconnected

    Go on, admit it. If you knew it was me, you’d have kept talking, wouldn’t you? The moment it was RudeBoy you hung up!

    πŸ˜‰

    yamyamblade
    Member

    nah didnt know who it was really but lol when the first question was that!!

    twohats
    Member

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: snorkle
    Stranger: what?
    Stranger: what does mean that
    You: I mean snurgle
    You: do you?
    Stranger: no
    You: why ever not
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Premier Icon paulosoxo
    Subscriber

    Wow, someones using rude words at me!

    stuckinarut
    Member

    This is fun, yet feels slightly wrong.

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: ello
    Stranger: are u Chinese, Holland, Brazil?
    You: none of the above
    Stranger: asl?
    You: wtf?
    Stranger: ?
    You: sorry i’m new round here
    You: are you chinese, holland, or brasil?
    Stranger: chinese
    Stranger: and u?
    You: a galaxy far far away
    Stranger: o
    You: help me obi-wan kenobi you’re my only hope
    Stranger: i cant understand
    You: me neither
    Stranger: then?
    You: disconnect?
    Stranger: i do not understand what you mean
    You have disconnected.
    or save this log or send us feedback.

    theflatboy
    Member

    Stranger: http://www. edit – link to dodgy porn site
    You: haha, that’s not how you spell “hi”
    Stranger: oooh
    Stranger: wrong button
    Stranger: Hi
    You: hi
    You: how would you describe your motivation for coming on a site like this. do you find it fills a void in your life created by a lack of genuine human contact?
    Stranger: yes.
    Stranger: very much so
    You: well that’s good to know. and what sort of conversation do you normally try to or find yourself engaging in?
    Stranger: something involving turtles.
    Stranger: any sort of turtle is fine.
    You: are we talking loggerhead or green?
    Stranger: any kind!
    You: if you had to specify a preference?
    Stranger: florida box turtle.
    You: unconventional. so do you normally post a link like at the start of this conversation to trick people into thinking you’re not on here to talk about turtles?
    Stranger: yes.
    You: cos you might give someone the wrong idea
    Stranger: it seems to work.
    You: i can imagine
    Stranger: understandable
    You: what would have been the ideal response?
    You: (at the start)
    Stranger: disconnect.
    Stranger: either that or “Oh, that video is me! let’s meet!”
    You: haha, yeah i’ll bet
    Stranger: but mostly disconnect.
    You: so you want to advertise the site, rather than actually end up talking to someone?
    You: am i interrupting your working day?
    Stranger: sure.
    Stranger: oh, this is my hobby.
    You: oh i see. but i’m guessing it’s the morning where you are, or around midday, so how much of the day do you spend doing this and shouldn’t you be working instead?
    Stranger: I don’t believe in working.
    Stranger: It’s 17:49 here right now.
    You: that’s the spirit
    Stranger: been doing this since I woke up
    Stranger: I was considering combining it with taning my awesome bulging muscled body
    You: there’s an idea
    Stranger: but since I don’t have a laptop it would be a lot of work
    You: getting the bulging muscled body in the first place, or moving the computer outside?
    You: so are you in europe somewhere
    Stranger: oh, I already have the body
    You: i’m sure
    Stranger: moving the stationary computer
    Stranger: my life these days is mostly about eating, working out and being on omegle
    Stranger: still, i don’t seem to get any ****
    Stranger: can you imagine?
    You: i’m not surprised
    Stranger: really?
    Stranger: what am I doing wrong?
    Stranger: I look awesome and I’m socializing
    You: i can’t argue with that.
    Stranger: so where’s the damn ****?
    Stranger: maybe I’m just unlucky
    You: could be
    Stranger: let’s go with that
    You: deal
    Stranger: and why are you here?
    You: i’m here because i’m supposed to be working and one of my friends emailed a link to a site where you get linked to a chat with a random stranger and they were amused by the fact that, as expected, it revolves around men pretending to have tanned muscled bodies trying to talk ditry to people pretending to be lithe young girls/boys.
    Stranger: I’m not actually tan yet.
    Stranger: that’s why I needed to move the computer
    You: good point
    Stranger: where do you work?
    You: london
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: I heard London smells
    You: it’s pretty nice actually
    You: where are you?
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: Norway
    You: you speak good english
    Stranger: thanks
    Stranger: I learned it from being here.
    Stranger: In between my sessions of working out and eating
    You: of course
    You: although this has been unexpectedly illuminating, i’m going to have to go. best of luck with the never-ending quest for ****.
    Stranger: thanks!
    Stranger: you too
    You: πŸ™‚

    Premier Icon thepurist
    Subscriber

    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl?
    You: ADSL – 8Meg
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: RudeBoy?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: :DX
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    sobriety
    Member

    Stranger: Hi
    You: Hi
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 17/f/Josef Fritzl’s basement
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    jockhaggis
    Member

    MY CONNECTION IMPLODED!!

    Stranger: hey there
    You: you say potato?
    Stranger: i say…..cyber?
    Stranger: 17 f austraia you?
    Stranger: australia*
    You: you say tomato?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: i say cyber
    Stranger: πŸ˜›
    Stranger: iv got cam:)
    Stranger: m/f?
    You: F
    Stranger: πŸ˜€ even better
    Stranger: sorry if u dont swing tht way
    You: I swing all ways
    Stranger: πŸ™‚
    Stranger: do you have a cam too?
    You: nope, just website with pics
    Stranger: thats no fun πŸ™
    Stranger: ahh well
    Stranger: sweety7418@hotmail.com
    Stranger: add me some time
    You: do you Singletrack?
    Connection imploded.

    uplink
    Member

    You: ??
    Stranger: hi
    You: ΒΏoo? u??l???sn? no? ???
    Stranger: indian u idiot
    You: ??o? o? ?u?o? s? s??? ?u??? ?,uop ?
    Stranger: yes get lost
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    alwyn
    Member

    Stranger: heeloo
    You: It’s hello
    Stranger: err okay
    You: better πŸ™‚
    Stranger: yeah. much better
    You: much, much better. Are you enjoying this sunny day?
    Stranger: nah. its shit
    Stranger: i hate the summer
    You: I quite like it, I get a nice tan and a swim in the sea.
    Stranger: oh how glorious
    You: It is rather nice, especially with a glass of pimms
    Stranger: pimms is shit
    You: Pimms is lovely, but only with the correct fruit
    Stranger: are you like posh or somthing?
    Stranger: cause your like propppa well spoken
    You: I’m not, but I do like fruit in my pimms
    You: Are you posh?
    Stranger: naahh mate
    You: I think you are really
    Stranger: i think you are.
    Stranger: i dont chat all ‘stick up my arse like’ like you πŸ˜€
    You: I no longer have that stick up my arse.
    Stranger: oh really. why not?
    You: It got a bit uncomftable after a few days.
    Stranger: ohh. how sad
    You: It was a sad day
    Stranger: your really drry man
    You: why thank you, surly that is better than being wet?

    andywhit
    Member

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hi
    Stranger: asl?
    You: No, cable
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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