Things that are wrong.

Any Mini coupe.
Roadie caps.

Men in convertible cars.
Men in convertible cars eating beetroot.

Endermammy, enderflippingmame, endememamamee……………soya beans left in a pod for 18 times more than a sack of soya beans

Fighting over the 5th gyoza

Incest

… unless you’re both real priddy

Someone ringing your phone when you’re fixing your bike and your hands are dirty.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

What’s brown and sticky?

A shit.

What’s brown and sticky?

my beyoncé poster

(nicked from here some years ago)

male presenters on Milkshake

Vegetable crisps

So what are potatoes?

GU10
Building Control Inspectors (well, probably not all of them, but definitely the one we’ve been having issues with)

Anything with the word ‘artisan’ before it.

You know the ones I mean hammy, the ones that mistake Beetroot with being edible.

(though they are actually called “veg crisps” I’m as confused as you are with the whole spud – vegetable relationship)

Belgium.
(Gofasterstripes will know what I mean)

I’m gonna add ankles to this

Broke mine a fair few years back and it’s been pretty much constantly in some kind of pain since. Stupid things – bit like knees really. They can be rubbish too

Hipsters on fixies eating beetroot. Speaking in French.

Beetroot cake…

MAWCB’s.

Mountain bikers with a chip on their shoulder about other mountain bikers who also ride road bikes.

the haribo adverts on telly – allsorts of wrong right there
could only be worse if they introduce beetroot flavour haribo

could only be worse if they introduce beetroot flavour haribo

No – theres a wronger wrong. Haribo Color-rado. Fruit flavoured gummy sweets (lovely) and Liquorice (also fabulous) ….. in the same bag.

A classic example of two rights making a wrong – its not just that they are bad companions, time in the bag together means the liquorice flavours have infused into the gummy sweets and vice versa – its all spoiled – its truly, truly awful.

This is quite rong.

This is quite rong.

They both turned up in the same outfit – how embarrassing

People who don’t like cheese.
The image of perchypanther falling asleep inside mrsfry’s burgerking.

Victoria Pendleton saying finishing 5th in a poxy horse race is better than winning a gold medal in the Olympics on a bike.

Orange in savoury dishes. WRONG WRONG WRONG.

I can eat vegetable based cakes all day long, but orange in savoury dishes is proper wrong by at least a factor of two billion.

Coffee in cakes (Bargh!) seriously what the hell is wrong with people!

A stopped clock. Except for twice a day.

choppersquad – Member

Anything with the word ‘artisan’ before it.

The Peel at glentress sells gluten free “artisan intolerance cakes”, so I choose to believe the baker goes around beating up artisans.

maccruiskeen – Member
could only be worse if they introduce beetroot flavour haribo
No – theres a wronger wrong. Haribo Color-rado. Fruit flavoured gummy sweets (lovely) and Liquorice (also fabulous) ….. in the same bag.
A classic example of two rights making a wrong – its not just that they are bad companions, time in the bag together means the liquorice flavours have infused into the gummy sweets and vice versa – its all spoiled – its truly, truly awful.

Colorado are my favourite Haribo packs in the UK, especially the bars that are fruit and licorice gummy combined. In Denmark most Haribo a licorice in it, often salty.

In Denmark

That says it all

Wrong. Never trust anyone who watches Borgan without the subtitles.

Happiest place in the world (or something) maybe its the haribo.

The speed at which the live feed on the football commentary is updated…

@Mr s fry

Man buns

Just wrong

Coffee

In Denmark
That says it all
Wrong. Never trust anyone who watches Borgan without the subtitles.

I’m there now with my Danish wife and her family, I’ve just been offered a mini egg type sweet that contain chocolate liquorice!

Music after 2002

That’s wrong, try listening to something other than Radio 1, like 6Music, you might actually find lots that you like.
I can’t afford to buy anything like as much new stuff as I’d like to.

Panthers who wear leopard print banana hammocks.while posing on a rotating bed Just so wrong

We have a couple of Danish suppliers at work – any chocolates they send around Christmas are like the old minstrels advert… Nice, very nice, nice, AAAARGH WHO PUTS LIQUORICE AND SALT IN A TRUFFLE????