Underpants instead of undercrackers.
Beetroot
Beetroot
Perchypanther 😉
Beetroot

Ouch! 😀

Centimetres.
Swapping out.
Skinny Jeans (On blokes)
Diet Mayonaise
Diet Coke

Curate
Reach out
Synergistic
Disrupt
Music after 2002
Trek
Hipsters
Incorrect use of apostrophes’
Stew with lids

Green Carlsberg.

Hipsters.

Maserati ads

Most teenagers, although they don’t know it, and actually think that their parents are wrong.

The British Electorate.

Other cars on the road when I want to go anywhere

vegetables in cake, like…oh I dunno, beetroot in chocolate cake, stop that right now…

Hipsters covered in beetroot.

Fat bikes

The US obsession with guns. And the Second Amendment being imagined as permanent.

It’s an amendment. You can change it. The clue is in the name guys….

Pikey youth who steal your trail building tools and trash the trails you are building

Human nature

A lack of beetroot

The Strava segment near to me called The Best Singletrack in the World.

In Kent.

Come on now.

..pre prepared food such as carrot batons which you could do at home.

People who buy carrots, you can grow carrots at home.

People who grow carrots, you can buy them in the supermarket.

People who eat carrots

Halloumi
Townies

Carrots.

Especially on political matters. Ill-informed yet vocal.

Haha, Tenfoot. I know that trail well, the person who named it must not have travelled beyond the North Downs.

Jeans

It is a nice trail, mrwhyte, but it certainly is a bit optimistically named.

Bacon with sprouts
Scouse brows
Mock duck
Shane MacGowan’s new teeth

Beetroot and beetroot products other than beetroot chutney
Marmite, now that I have discovered Vegemite.
Shiny shoes.

Posh spice’s lipstick missing her lips

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

Eyethangewe…….

People who don’t understand that ‘Snuggle time’ is not gender based

People who complain about beetroot when in reality they love beetroot. They
have jars of beetroot in their bedroom and kiss everyone of them goodnight.

People called Perchypanther who promise you the best night of your like, but end
up falling asleep inside Burger King.

The weird mix of metric and imperial we use in the UK. We need to get with the program.

Nah, I use inches & ft/lbs for big actuator thrusts, because the numbers are more manageable.
Areas in mm or metres end up with daft really big or really small numbers.

who promise you the best night of your like, but end
up falling asleep inside Burger King.

I hope to Zarquon that’s not a euphemism.

EDIT

I use inches & ft/lbs for big actuator thrusts

I hope to Zarquon that IS a euphemism.

People who ask questions they already know the answer to
People who defend Beetroot munchers

People who hog the duvet
People who refuse to cut their toenails (like sharing a bed with a panther)
People who miss ‘Snuggle time’

vegetables in cake, like…oh I dunno, beetroot in chocolate cake

That’s my Thing That is Most Wrong.

@zippykona
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Also…cyclocross.

Roadies thinking that using French words makes them sound proper. You just sound like Dell Boy

Cougar – Moderator

TBF, we don’t use that much imperial any more. It’s pretty much the domain of road signs and old people, isn’t it? Struggling offhand to think of much else

Penises. And bikes- though personally, I weigh bikes in both lbs and kgs, then use whichever sounds lighter.

That part of the Android screen that brings up Google when you don’t want Google.

MTB-ers who don’t get the continental nuances of road biking.

Exhaust pipes that don’t stay on.

Cats.