Things that are wrong.

1. Ceramic chopping boards. Wrong.

Everyone else.

With you on that Harry. My in-laws had a glass one which did my dome in.

Add ceramic blade knives

They’re shit for chopping cheddar, that’s for sure.

The weird mix of metric and imperial we use in the UK. We need to get with the program.

Beetroot. Food from Satan himself.
And Cauliflower. Pointless tastless waste of chewing.

Everyone in the world…..but me

‘Craft’ beers that have random, mostly unpleasant food as ingredients to make them more ‘limited’ or ‘seasonal’.

Hangovers .

People who dislike beetroot.

People who throw a hissy fit anx resign from the cabinet after the disability cuts have already been announced and it’s too late.

Socialists.

Capitalists

Excessive packaging & pre prepared food such as carrot batons which you could do at home.

Trek.

Driving on the right

Saying pants when you mean trousers.

F1 2016 qualifying.

Well to be honest it looks like it has been ditched already!

My sons girlfriends eyebrows are wrong, so is parking on pavements.
Beetroot is brilliant though.

Beetroot
People who eat beetroot
People who kiss someone who has eaten beetroot
People who have relatives who eat beetroot
beetroot

Butter eaters

Mumsnet. Specifically AIBU. Makes me fear for the future of humanity. Can’t help looking over the missuses shoulder though.

Pickled beetroot is delicious. All other forms are pretty rotten.

None ‘Premium’ members
People who let their OH eat beetroot and allow them to live in the same house

Mayonnaise

butter eaters

Is that a euphemism?

munford and sons. are any of them mr munford’s children?

softroaders

caraway seeds

[professional hat on] low fat/diet versions of normal food. just eat less or exercise more [/professional hat]

guitar amps with loads of average fx built in and no fx loop.

HD brows

Most veg. In fact, all veg apart from potatoes and peas.

oh and recently I find myself tiring of Maseratis.

The weird mix of metric and imperial we use in the UK. We need to get with the program.

TBF, we don’t use that much imperial any more. It’s pretty much the domain of road signs and old people, isn’t it? Struggling offhand to think of much else. Oh, pints in a pub of course.

For some reason I think of cheese in terms of pounds, not grams.

People who get band names wrong…. 😉

Mr Munford

Adele

^^
So so wrong

Anyone who disagrees with Binners
People who like Windows 10

Oh, pints in a pub of course.

Hi, I’ll have 568ml of Guinness, and 284ml of Stella please.

Cougar – Moderator

TBF, we don’t use that much imperial any more. It’s pretty much the domain of road signs and old people, isn’t it? Struggling offhand to think of much else. Oh, pints in a pub of course.

MPG, Milk, almost all fasteners on an aircraft, huge quantities of pipework/ducting/building materials. MTB frame geometry, clothing….yeah, not that much at all. 🙂

Jeans

Beetroot haters.
Pie-Nazis.
People who pose as ladies on t’internet when they are actual dudes.

Saying pants when you mean rubbish.

Saying pants instead of breathes heavily.