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  • There's bloke on the Wirral
  • captainsasquatch
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    who’s probably gobbing off to his mates about the **** on the roundabout who gave him the finger and a mouthful.
    He’ll probably forget to say that he was in the wrong lane, couldn’t be bothered using mirrors, indicators or turning lights on (16:00hrs) an was the first to raise the finger after nearly hitting the mouthy driver (fortunately mouthy driver could take evasive action or there would have been an accident).
    Plastic tosspot.

    B.A.Nana
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    Plastic tosspot.

    Ah yes, they were good in their Psychedelic years, but then became bloated pomp rock in the 70’s.

    mikey3
    Free Member

    So was this guy a member of plastic tosspot? I thought they all died in bizzare gardening accidents.

    maccruiskeen
    Full Member

    Theres a vending machine delivery driver Ayrshire who can do all that – taking the 5th exist from the left lane, going round the whole roundabout on the left, no indicating etc. The only thing stopping them from making any hand-gestures was they were busy eaten their lunch.

    colp
    Full Member

    Was he still wearing shorts and flipflops even though it’s mid Winter?
    Only way to be sure he’s a Wirral native.

    teamhurtmore
    Free Member

    Is he the new leader of UKIP?

    project
    Free Member

    wirral is a big area quite a few roundabouts, and some seriously idiotic drivers, and i live there, im not an idiotic driver though.

    Bit more detail on location, vehicle reg and colour, drivers age .every little helps.

    monkeysfeet
    Free Member

    Was it the Wirral or Cheshire?????

    captainsasquatch
    Free Member

    Was it the Wirral or Cheshire?????

    Why? Did someone give you the finger for crap driving in Cheshire at about the same time?

    project
    Free Member

    fortunately mouthy driver could take evasive action or there would have been an accident

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    think youll find the word is COLLISION, were posh up here on wirral.

    Bregante
    Full Member

    I’s Wirral. Not the Wirral.

    surfer
    Free Member

    Also a Wirral resident but I was desk bound at the time…. Honest.

    And it’s Wirral. Not the Wirral.

    Incorrect.

    andyl
    Free Member

    And it’s Wirral. Not the Wirral.
    Incorrect.

    +1.

    Although I saw the light and moved down south for uni and never went back.

    captainsasquatch
    Free Member

    And it’s Wirral. Not the Wirral.

    My apololgies, I’m always abbreviating the Wirral Penisula, I really should stop as it confuses people.

    I think you’ll find the word is COLLISION, we’re posh up here on Wirral. ( Subject, capital letter and apostrophes added for extra poshness).

    I think you’ll find it’s still accident on the Ford. 😉

    project
    Free Member

    I think you’ll find it’s still accident on the Ford.

    The Ford is now renamed Beechwwood, so more posher and up market they also have a segregated bi- directional cycle lane as well.

    kayak23
    Full Member

    I was born in the #Wirral, my dad still lives there. Was it my dad?

    ninfan
    Free Member

    Reet ‘owdens

    Of course it’s ‘the Wirral’ to differentiate it from us in ‘South Wirral’ – Maxi said so, and if any of youse know who I’m talking about, youse ‘ll know he was the font of all local knowledge and history.

    project
    Free Member

    Its the Wirral, Its the ASDA, its the Corpy, its The town, its the Bizzies. a lot of stuff is preceeded by its “the”on the wirral, its a peninsular you know

    Speshpaul
    Full Member

    You try getting in the correct lane whilst indicating correctly on a island in Telford and see what happens……..
    Chaos, I tell ye!

    MrOvershoot
    Full Member

    Not me la, drove across the Wirral on my way home as usual to that bit just off the Wirral map without the slightest bit of twunt driving evident!
    TBH I’m surprised at any incident as usually I find the driving to be of the “Mogadon level” 10mph below the speed limit & no sense of urgency at the lights!

    ninkynonk
    Free Member

    actually it’s “the leisure peninsula”

    at least that’s what the council tell us!

    MrOvershoot
    Full Member

    You can’t say that you don’t work for the council now but as a “bloody student” your living the leisure bit 😉

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