The perfect woman

Following on from this thread –

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/are-you-the-prefect-man/

What do the men of STW want in their perfect woman? I bet our lists are a lot shorter than those fussy females who responded to the survey. BTW the answer “my penis” is way too obvious 😆

The perfect women, doesn’t exist

I predict that this thread will close shortly

Obsessive about strava

constantly bickering over new bike technology

wants to put disc brakes on a cyclocross bike

only eats low GI food

only drinks red wine due to the anti oxidants

thinks jokes about push bikes are funny

can’t decide whether to go tubeless/29er/650b/fixed/ss

thinks fat bikes are good

debates how effective a helmet is at protecting you

likes cotic bikes

likes/loaths orange

asks what tyre/tyre pressure for non specific bike situation

etc

Mrs (insert posters username)

/thread, unless you want to get busted by she who must not be upset….

Dunno but I’m as far from perfect as you can get. 🙄

Shrugs shoulders (except for the injured one) real genuine folk are so much more interesting.

one who turns up naked, and brings some beer 😀

real genuine folk are so much more interesting.

Imperfect people are more betterer than perfect people?

one who turns up nakedwith food and brings some beer

one who turns up naked, and brings some beer

I hope your first date isn’t at the cinema.
😯

Obsessive about strava

constantly bickering over new bike technology

wants to put disc brakes on a cyclocross bike

only eats low GI food

only drinks red wine due to the anti oxidants

thinks jokes about push bikes are funny

can’t decide whether to go tubeless/29er/650b/fixed/ss

thinks fat bikes are good

debates how effective a helmet is at protecting you

likes cotic bikes

likes/loaths orange

asks what tyre/tyre pressure for non specific bike situation

Really? I’m not yet convinced having a girlfriend into all this would be good for me. I like going out on my bike with my mates partly because its ‘my’ time. I know some people like it, just not sure it’d be for me

Perfect Woman!

Tig bits

Mute

Tig bits

Brunette mm maybe blonde, or auburm/red

Tig Bits

Eyes, yes two!

Tig Bits

Size 8-12, dont want a bouncy castle!

Tig bits

Good cook

Tig bits

Lets me have my free time

Tig bits

Doesnt care what I earn

Tig bits

Understands the offside rule so dont constantly have to explain it

Tig Bits

Doesnt mind collecting me and my mates from the pub and cooking supper at 2am! For me and my mates!

Oh did I mention tig bits!

Really? I’m not yet convinced having a girlfriend into all this would be good for me. I like going out on my bike with my mates partly because its ‘my’ time. I know some people like it, just not sure it’d be for me

No not really – clearly I thought 🙂

Ok I’d like a blonde slim single child math geek with questionable taste in music, a weird love for cableknit and knees highs and an unhealthy obbession with Saturday lie ins

Oh and if she could pretend to like odd aubergine and cauliflower experimental cooking that would be a plus

Is prepared to talk to me.

Doesn’t fart too much*.

*I am prepared to compromise on this.

Just to add balance, nobody is perfect, before I get flamed for a joke.

All women are beautiful. Perfect, no. Lovely, yes. (OK there are exception!) Lets say most.

Mrs Bouy

She’s a great role model.

keeps out of the shed/garage?

pretend to like odd aubergine and cauliflower experimental cooking

Unless that’s some sort of filthy euphemism, you’ve got no chance emsz

Likes (doing) sport in general? The biggest bone of contention in the Spoon household is her refusal to enjoy sport with me. She’ll happily go and do stuff with her firends, but spending any time doing anything active with me is sure to cause tantrums and sulking.

She is football mad though, tried to convince me that going to chelsea matches together would be fun. I’ve got to say 40,000 people chanting “I’d rather be a **** than a Yid” (and that was at the mild end of the chanting)isn’t my idea of a well spent afternoon!

Mrs Yeti.

Hopefully she’ll read this thread to make a change from all the times she’s read posts where I’ve been trying to hit on a lesbian.

mrs yeti

A dead one.

Just warm….

I jest.

I like to think I lower the tone of this forum.

I like to think I lower the tone of this forum.

You’ve no chance at that title while the B/E Bros are in town.
😉

mrs yeti +2

fatima whitbreasd

Imperfect people are more betterer than perfect people?

Except those with badly behaved dogs. 😉

B/E Bro’s?

One that makes me laugh.

Mrs Pigface had me in stitches yesterday 😆

Here she is look! Give her money and I’ll get my tits out!

Bwaarp – Solo thinks some of us are bell-ends.

Scardy, I wish it was LOL. I made it on the weekend, sort of curry thing, she made ‘a face’ didn’t quite cover it up in time. 🙂

But yes, sod euphemism, being ace in the sack is pretty much a must!! LoL

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/12/what-makes-the-perfect-wo_n_91117.html

Blue-eyes

Nein!

Blonde hair

Nein!

Most importantly, on a salary considerably lower than her boyfriend or husband.

Well, at least I got that right…

Weigh a slim nine-and-a-half stones

Er, I did once.

Live on her own

Alas, marriage has made me even more imperfect.

Occasionally wear glasses.

I wear them most of the time, do I get extra points for that?

Mrs Yeti ticks those boxes except for gorgeous brown eyes!

The Southern Yeti – Member
Here she is look! Give her money and I’ll get my tits out!

I’ve already paid her and to be honest she wasn’t all that.

I’ve already paid her and to be honest she wasn’t all that.

Emotionally stable, laughs at my often questionable jokes, has teh skillz and likes riding bikes. I’m lucky, Mrs Shake is pretty close.

I’ve already paid her and to be honest she wasn’t all that.

This time you get to see my tits!

*gets comfy*