The list of STWisms

My mind got to musing on this on my ride to work this morning. Do we have a full list of STWisms anywhere? If not, why not?

So, let’s begin…

Fixie thread – Sister’s jeans
“What is this” thread? – Baby robin
Any dating/relationship thread – Getting a mention of “Back doors”
General retribution – Pwnage (sic) with Bombers

Any more?

u-turn claiming ‘humour’ – the CynicalAl defence..?

Awsomeness, Octopron, wee + shoes………

Where is this? – Woods behind Natwest in Swindon? (origin unknown to me)
Installed with a rock (Superstar related)

Awesome!!!

MTFU!

“Can you help me with a PC problem?”……….”Buy a Mac?”

“I just got a speeding ticket”……….”you’re worse than Hitler”

Any problem related to buildings

The classic “What tyres for…”, though it seems to be on the decline.

Hopelessly twee references to dandyhorses and Jesusphones

the brain wasting disease manifested by lol cats

The is no such thing as an STWism. Fact.

Join a Union

Racist. End of thread.

I blame Thatcher.

“End of thread”

End of thread.

Own with bombers
Wee in shoes
Picolax

Why was XXXXXXX banned?
What happened to my post?
What happened to the pictures?

+1

moral slag
bore off
nazi cockweasel

Bless

You can’t miss out my personal favourite:

It could be a kid’s face next time.

Misogynist – as a term for anyone who finds the female form attractive.

end of a bell and the foreign equivalent
Fist pie
Top Gear 🙄

Cpt apapearing on a footy thread just to let us know he does not like footy/
Dose someone do this on F1 or Rugby threads? No interest in either sport/thread is it an STW thing?

Server problems = the hamsters are tired

Dust

This thread is useless without…

Monkey sex

Hedge pron

Recommend me a/some….

Octopron seems to have died a death since Fruit went 🙁

u-turn claiming ‘humour’ – the CynicalAl TJ defence..?

FIFY

• Private/Public sector handbags at dawn

• Skoda Owners Club (online Branch)

• TJ’s Socialist, Multicultural, Utopian, Equal-opportunity, Non-Misogynist, Free-range, Fair Trade, Respekt-ful, Fully Unionised Ivory Tower

😀

what niche for….

EDIT: discuss……

Flash Bangs © Hora

Exploding ostriches being thrown from a rolling car…

Or I might have dreamt that.

Bad tempered, gay, Islamic-fundamentalist Swans

They can break your arm, you know!

I have been caught/might get caught/might have got away with/feel bad about/etc. What should I do as you judge me from your moral high (dandy)horse?

the flounce ism
the ‘you are stupid/ignorant/selfish’ because i cannot convince you of my righteousness ism.

the “fixed it for you” post

Help me decide… I’m not sure what I want to decide, so it could go either way. But if the “STW Massive” could point me in the direction of a decision that needs making, I could be tempted to decide to have a go at making that decision, but I’ve not decided yet.
I’ll probably ask for help with that decision when I decide the time is right to decide. But again, I’m not completely sure yet.
What does everyone think?

Let me google that for you.

yur bike is saricin

You need this coffee/razor/laptop/smartphone/car.