The Geezer-O-Meter

Eat bacon like a boss every morning?
Trousers sag to show your Arse to the world?
Drive/ride a manly vehicle?
Wolf whistle at passing ‘birds’?

How much of a Geezer are you?

Man stuff. ‘Wight?

Eat bacon every week, but not daily
Trousers securely fitted around waist with a belt from my extensive collection
Is a Kaffenback manly? I’m thinking not
Pretty crap at whistling and i think i’d be a bit embarresed at whistling at “birds” any way

Guess i’m not all that geezerish at all 😳

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I’m with Bazz – metrosexuality is where it’s at these days!

Sorry bazz, with a name like bazz you are definitely a **** geezer mate

I’d better up my game then hadn’t I 😆

Danny fackin Dyer is he the daddy

Does quorn bacon count, lovely in a bagel with some saute tom’s 😆

Happily 0% geezer here.

I trump your Danny Fackin Dyer with Ray Winstone. Man crisps, Wight.

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Not me, I’m a 100% gentleman, until someone blows a whistle to start a cyclocross race.

I’m so un geezer its untrue..also not a bloke either

I’m totally not a geezer.
According to one of my geezer mates, a whisky and ginger is crime worse than asking for directions. I clearly should have drank a lager as it is more manly apparently. That’s Fosters. Pffffffft !!!

As I live in Essex work it out for yourself if the rest of the country think iam a “geezer” 😀

I used to work with the geezers and if they called me a f…… W….. I would retort “surely that is an oxymoron?”.
There would be blank faces all round.

zippykona/10 😆

And I’m about 1% geeeeeeeez. It’s enough!

I must be a geezer as I don’t wax my chest or arms, have wide bars and wear baggies.

I never thought I was anything even close to being a geezer but I saw my first banger race recently and loved it. Maybe I’m on the turn!!

discipline maketh the geez’

– Roots Manuva