The apprentice.

Genuine bullshit

😆

The buys are murdering the French language good and proper.

Sugar won’t like the toy boat!

It said an inflatable boat.

Remember the medical skeleton thing from last year !

Remember the medical skeleton thing from last year !

Yeah he asked for a medical one. It was worth a gamble.

And they bought a medical one. Sugar didn’t like the fact that it was made from paper.

Boom! The toy boat wins the day 🙂

The girls team leader, even by the standard of this program, is a whole different level of vile!

They’ll keep her in just so everyone can hate her even more

Thats the eye candy gone .

Nahhhhhh boy 🙂

Varna is hideous.
Her eyes are almost touching too.

Binners has it. I thought she’d be a shoe in to go, but then remembered that they always keep the truly awful ones in. Just annoys me looking at her, let alone the sound that come out of that Botox botch job of a mouth.

I can’t see a single useful candidate this time around

If I was Alan I’d be worried, very worried. What a shambles his task turned out to be, for all concerned.

Possibly THE most entertaining series on TV

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If I was Alan I’d be worried, very worried. What a shambles his task turned out to be, for all concerned.

What’s he got to be worried about? The £250K is most likely covered by his fee for the programme and associated income, he gets loads of publicity and gets to massage his massive ‘Lord Sugar’ ego.

As for the candidates, if they were any good they’d still be doing what they are doing (they all claim to be ‘extremely successful’) rather than showing themselves up on TV. None of them can really sell in the context of understanding customer requirements and offering a solution, it’s just market trading, throw enough mud and some of it will stick type stuff. Just imagine day 1 with Lord Sugar and getting your IT equipment – “Good morning sir, welcome to Lord Sugar Ltd, here’s your new Viglen laptop and Amstrad emailer phone.”

It’s ‘reality’ TV entertainment (and in most parts, good at it), nothing more.

Didn’t Lord S* make most of his moolah riding high off the London real estate boom of the last 20 odd years?

Not sure he’s especially qualified to hire the socially dysfunctional – pretty much every business manages to do that every day!

I used to hate it (in the same way I still hate the dragons’ den) but now just laugh at the well edited displays of magnificent asshattery by the wide boys, spivs and shrill orange ball busters.

*reputedly when he was “merely” a knight if the realm he used to sign off his emails “Sir A”

*reputedly when he was “merely” a knight if the realm he used to sign off his emails “Sir A”

I understood that he insisted that everyone refer to him as “Sir Alan”

Horrid people, horrid show

Didn’t Lord S* make most of his moolah riding high off the London real estate boom of the last 20 odd years?

That’s where he made his big money IIRC (fair play to him though, he’s minted, however he did it).

Reality is a little different from TV though, his offices reside in Brentwood Essex, rather than in The City / Canary Wharf.

What a lovely charterer she came across as! It comes to something where you can stand out as being particularly obnoxious on the Apprentice. I loved the bit last night where one of the other girls was talking, and she just nonchalantly held her hand up to her face to shush her, mid sentence.

There was a shocked gasp from Mrs B that point, then she proclaimed “If anyone ever did that to me, I’d break their ****ing arm!” 😆

“If it had been in English , it would have said wholemeal” 😯

Is wholemeal cheese even a thing?… and it was clearly written on the paper in both English and French. WT actual F?

“If it had been in English , it would have said wholemeal”

Is wholemeal cheese even a thing?… and it was clearly written on the paper in both English and French. WT actual F?
Whole milk. 🙄

“I’m a strong believer in karma.” Enjoy burning in hell. 😀

Is it just me who finds one of the more shocking aspects of the whole thing is that Karen Brady is a baroness

Is it just me who finds one of the more shocking aspects of the whole thing is that Karen Brady is a baroness

Alan Sugar is a Lord. Make enough money and shove enough of it in the right directions…

I understood that he insisted that everyone refer to him as “Sir Alan”

I’d heard that he was once on a telly debate and some chap kept calling him Alan.
“It’s Sir Alan ” said Sir A.

“Well, if we’re playing titles, you had better call me Lord X” replied Lord X…

Another few mill bung, and Lord S will have leapfrogged him. 😯

PEN! Holds out hand.
I really wanted her to go. Really really wanted her to go.
My favourite has to be the older lady with the bright suit.

My favourite has to be the older lady with the bright suit.

We were saying last night that there’s clearly been some terrible error in the vetting process, and an actual human being has made it onto the show. Maybe they they thought they’d try it, just for the novelty value.

She seems genuinely likable in a completely hatstand type of way

PEN! Holds out hand.
I really wanted her to go someone to stab her in the palm.

FIFY 😆

I was trying to think who she reminds me of. And its just come to me…..

We were saying last night that there’s clearly been some terrible error in the vetting process, and an actual human being has made it onto the show. Maybe they they thought they’d try it, just for the novelty value.

She seems genuinely likable in a completely hatstand type of way
She’s from my neck of the woods is that one – Harrogate. 🙂

my wife knows the Brummie lad who bought the toy dinghy. she worked with him for 12 months at IBM. says he’s a really nice down to earth bloke…it remains to be seen if he comes across as such on TV though

Just watched this – surprised the plush lipped woman who bought the boat got blamed as she was ordered to by Daffy – got to do what the boss orders you to do right?