The aliens just returned me to earth…

…so would someone tell me what happened to the website?

I don’t doubt this has been asked more than a ” what tyres for ” question so if you feel a bit peeved about it being asked again I’m sorry and there’s no need to answer.

Ah, just saw the ” confused ” link. Sorry all, after the man flu I’ll soon be up to ( glacial ) speed again.

Welcome back Mr. Scum!

Glaciers might not move very fast, but they do a lot of damage.