Personally, if you think your body can be improved with some sort of hackneyed clipart, you must have a pretty low opinion of yourself.
You might *think* you're being original, but you're just a sheep. Just because all the famous chavs like Beckham, Cheryl Cole et al have them, you think that some of their charisma and celebrity will rub off.
As for a lizard, I mean for Christ's sake! Wake up! Why don't you have some stars on the heel of your hand or behind your ear to go with it! I can't think of anything less original! It's just another 'fad tat' like Chinese letters, barbed wire, celtic bands or Mauri tribal shite.
I met a girl who had her ex's name "Dale" etched in 6-inch high copperplate script across the small of her back. When I suggested that she could have it changed to "I Love the Yorkshire Dales" she replied "Who are the Yorkshire Dales?", which just about sums up the mentality of people with tattoos!
I'd never date someone with tats, although I've slept with enough to have formed strong opinions on the subject.
Women with tats take it up the wrong un… Fact!