Suggest a name for my new company/venture, please!

Have decided to take the jump and start my own business, just need a name for it and everything I come up with is either crap or corny.

Quite aptly for the happenings at STW over the weekend, the main core of the business will be security ground anchors/locks/chains for motor bikes, mountain bikes and a variety of other ‘desirables’ around the home.

Have come up with the likes of Secur-It etc but it just sounds so naff – am hoping that someone can come up with a name that gets across the message the service’s we provide, but something that will get people to sit up and take notice.

Any suggestions??

gimp keepers…expand into the BDSM market as well

Securi-pole!

A la Keith lemon…

Lockdown Security Devices…. LSD… get plenty of attention

Chunky Monkey Chains

Getting a cool sounding unique name is hard as most of the simple ones are taken by somebody else. You don’t really want someone out there doing a similar job with a similar URL. I’d go with ‘XXX security’ or ‘XXX security products’ where XXX is a something abstract like aardvanrk (although that particular one is already taken) or maybe a location.

EDIT: I really like chunky monkey chains, although there already is a company called chunky monkey that makes chains just to prove my first point 🙂

U-anchors

😀

U-anchors

beautiful

Lockdown.

But I imagine that’s already used by a similar company?

Aardvark Anchors.

F-Off security products.

Go on, I dare you.

chunky munky’s hunky locks?

Am liking the Lockdown Security, the Chunky Monkey varieties I suppose I just asked for!!

lock-on.com

Am liking the Lockdown Security

You aren’t the only one that likes it:

http://www.lockdown-securityservices.co.uk/
http://www.lockdownsecuritycanada.ca/
http://www.lockdownsecurity.net.au/
http://www.lockdownhomesecurity.com/
http://www.lockdownsecurity.net/
etc….

Lock-precious …

Lock-you-go.

Lock-me-down.

No-steal.

Lock and Tackle.

Nukeproof 🙂

nobody using LSD ?

Rudebwoy – it’s far and away the favourite at the moment! All the other Lockdown names are either foreign or some kind of security service’s and not really in my product range.

http://www.u-anchors.co.uk or .com are available

Anchors for Plebs (inspired by Molgrips)

Silk and lace security string?

U-anchor is fantastic. Don’t see how that can be bettered.

2Wheelock …

I like lock and tackle!

How about
LockStock&Secured
Locked&Loaded Security (or loaded & locked!)
Heaven & earth security (ie you’d have to move heaven and earth…)

If you are selling ground anchors then how about – Merchant Anchor 😉

LockSuckers

LockInASock

GorillaLock

The strongest link

GorillaLock

Lock Monkey.

chunky monks- get it registered, you could always punt it on, oh and no intellectual rights 😉

sleeping policemen

LSD– gets your attention, describes what you do, and is a bit ‘knowing’, came to me in a ‘flash’– still what do i know, i’m just an unemployed joiner with time on his hands

Elephant anchors

LOCK SECURE.

LIKEALOCK,

KLINGONLOCKS,

SINGLETRACK LOCKS,

LOCK KEEPERS,

LOCKIT,

got any jobs going.

GridLock.

Keymasters and Gatekeepers.

Chained Melody.

ChimpSec.

Steel Over Steal.

Scallyproof.

Scrote-B-Gon.

4Q Anchors.

LockNess

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