The diet sub-forum is a revelation. 18,500 or so threads and nobody has thought to suggest eating less cake and doing some £$%^ing exercise yet!
Are you seriously considering telling a group of highly hormonal women that they should stop eating their comfort food, THEN mention that they have fat arses, _THEN_ tell them that they should do some exercise.
**** man… You either have balls of tungsten carbide and no fear, or have no sense of impending doom, death and dismemberment.