STW Consensus – Stand or sit

following on from the ‘wierd things you do’ thread,

What do you do re: number 2s? Wipe standing or sitting…or other… ❗ ❓

hover

lean

hover

you can get tablets to reduce excess wind.

levitate

Rigidly to attention.

hoover

Wipe? 😕

Remaining sitting and reach through, not behind.

One up, one down, one to polish.

Other

One cheek on, one cheek off. Isn’t that how it’s done?

Stand & scrub till it shines.

Dry wipe.
Moist wipe.
Dry to polish.

🙂

Moist wipe?? You have too much money darcy. Are they heated too?

I have someone do it for me.

Oh Jesus, here we **** go again 🙄

Et tu G?

😛

EDIT

Are they heated too?

No, kept in a little beer fridge in the summer. By the window in the winter.

Stand

Back to front

Everything else is just weird/for women

Bend and half crouch for spreadage.

Sheet one: one cheek down, one up, from behind, back to front

Sheet two: standing squat, from behind, back to front

Clean as a whistle.
Who wants a go on my whistle?

http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/something-i-had-never-thought-about-until-yesterday-bum-wiping-content

lie down, always like a good poo before I get out of bed in the mornings

Sit

I also have to be completely naked

Facing the bowl, one foot on the bowl, one foot on the floor in a pose reminiscent of scenes from the battles of yesteryear.

stand, wipe & study (quick look)

I poo in the shower and then turn the jet on the shower head up to jet wash..

job’s a good ‘un

what was the last time you took a crap in the woods?

Do I look like a bear? *checks self, makes note to shave back again*

No.

I use that brush thing they leave next to the bowl… doesn’t eveyone? 😯

what was the last time you took a crap in the woods?

Two weeks ago. Felt like crap and an energy gel went right through me. Pitch black too which increased the challenge.

What a stupid childish thread is the op about 10?

Are you about 64. Miserable arse.

Is it time for the wipe or shake thread to start up as well?

STW Consensus

Hahahaha, that’s a good one.

edric 64 .. its not just kids that wipe their bums… you do know that i assume?

air dry and then sell the tagnuts as civet cat coffee to fools with more money than sense 😀

All the info you need is in this thread. http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/something-i-had-never-thought-about-until-yesterday-bum-wiping-content