Looks like they love the word “crush” meaning I will be turning it off as soon as possible.
Looks like there’s no way to crush it, sorry, turn it off, none that I can see anyway. Same as the auto-generated ‘Kudos on another ride!’ garbage notifications.
As analysis goes, the algorithm appears to be ‘look at ride title’, see if they are faster/slower than average, come up with paragraph of nonsense. I reckon you could probably corrupt it into pure filth by ‘adapting’ your ride title.
Strava has always been shitty in terms of appearance and useability. I notice that it has now consumed Fatmap, but, despite promises, there are no signs of its functionality anywhere on the app.