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  • stopping cats shitting on my grass
  • scaredypants
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    (Nah, CBA to JFGI). So,

    crossbows etc aside… 😉

    does citrus peel etc work ?
    I’m assuming ultrasonic gizmos will be useless but feel free to correct me
    Any plants that keep them away ?

    (wouldn’t mind if they’d eat the ****’ pigeons but they seem a bit too at to chase anything)

    Houns
    Full Member

    Just chuck some water over them

    ruscle
    Free Member

    Garlic powder or a dog

    TandemJeremy
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    Lion poo

    zippykona
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    Nothing works you just need to make them scared of coming in your Garden.

    brakes
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    get a lion and a wolf
    cross breed them
    smear the liof/ wolion in garlic
    put it in the garden

    AdamW
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    Simples:

    Take one rottweiler
    Cover with catnip
    Stand back and laugh

    DaveVanderspek
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    Electronic gizmo thing off amazon, about £15, green box.
    Worked immediately, i was astonished!

    Margin-Walker
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    Our old neighbour had about 10 cats – used to spray and shit everywhere.

    I punched one in the face once ….. and poured tea on another which was sleeping in my garden and dint hear me coming.

    They still carried on though 🙁

    andyl
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    have you got a wheelie bin…. 😉

    Yorkshire-Pudding
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    Lemon scented brown sticky things from toolbox seem to work. http://www.toolbox.co.uk/proctor-brothers-prcpscat-5416-96046
    I betthe postman hates me when he has to carry them round in his bag for a few hours they proper stink!

    cakefacesmallblock
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    Oddly enough, get your own cat, if others can get into your garden, it can get out. Two things should happen. Yours will crap elsewhere , the others wont come in your garden, because they will piss your cat off.

    I’m not helping much……………

    duntstick
    Free Member

    Motion activated sprinkler system ?

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    hmmmm,
    I think wolion’s the most practical so far (no offence, it’s just I’m allergic to catnip)

    Harry_the_Spider
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    Get yourself a condor.

    piffpaffpoff
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    Electronic scarer thing is working really well in our garden. The only time we get cats in the garden now is when the batteries in the scarer things have run out.

    kimbers
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    we have one of these planted and it has done wonders no more little stinky presents left in our flower beds!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plectranthus_caninus

    thehustler
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    i think margin walker needs punching in the face and tea tipping on him, wonder how he’d like it?

    samuri
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    Will it stop him shitting in my garden?

    kimbers
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    DaveVanderspek
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    @margin walker, legendary!
    I’m still laughing 5 mins later!

    dan1980
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    Because being cruel to animals is f*****g hilarious….

    CharlieMungus
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    Big pop bottle, filled with water.

    MrSmith
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    i think margin walker needs punching in the face and tea tipping on him, wonder how he’d like it?

    but he’s not shitting in your garden though is he.
    (fair comment if he is)

    Houns
    Full Member

    Tool

    Grimy
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    Launch them into orbit with a trebuchet 🙂 you can get some great blueprints on the net!

    zokes
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    Because being cruel to animals is f*****g hilarious….

    So why keep them as pets then?

    Konastoner
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    Same issue here, I detest cats and to some part their owners who seem not to care where their pet goes or what it gets up to.
    Find the cats owner and hand deliver the shit back in a jiffy bag, usually does the trick.

    Cats killing birds in the garden is becoming an issue too, caught one cat in a tree stalking, quick blast with the hose pipe sorted that one out though.

    CheesybeanZ
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    i think margin walker needs punching in the face and tea tipping on him, wonder how he’d like it?

    Why , has he shat on someone else`s lawn and left it there ❓

    mt
    Free Member

    Lurcher.

    boblo
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    How do cat owners stop their cats from shitting where they choose? It is a problem but how to fix?

    BTW punching pets is a bit silly really, mebbies time to grow up eh?

    matt_outandabout
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    monkeychild
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    I took great delight in launching shit from the neighbours cat onto it’s owner’s lawn. Let them deal with it.

    woody2000
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    After having to scrub sh*t off my little lads fingers (again), I’m quite taken by Margin Walker’s approach. My big f*ck off water pistol hasn’t been having the desired effect, maybe it’s time for a more direct approach.

    😈

    monkeychild
    Free Member

    BOMBERS!!!

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    relax everyone, I’ve reported margin-walker to the RSPCA as he/she is clearly a serial catpunching brewtipper and in no way just having some fun

    ultrasound, then – might it matter that it’s our front garden right next to the path and that people walk their dogs past (and that prime feline suspect(s) live just next door) ?

    CountZero
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    What you want is a spud gun:
    Instructions here:
    http://www.instructables.com/id/The-Original-Potato-Cannon/

    marvincooper
    Full Member

    I’ve taken to weeing in the garden occasionally – seems to have stopped the buggers. If it’s your front garden might be trickier, perhaps fill a bottle then sprinkle around.

    I tried the ultrasound thing and it didn’t work – deaf cat maybe…

    Reluctant
    Free Member

    How about a simple, carefully worded sign, saying “Attention Cats! No shitting in this garden” That’ll stop ’em.

    jumpupanddown
    Free Member

    Renodine, would be amazing but its been made illigal and for some reason but i dont know why, its a natural product. any one else know why?

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