SSUK2014 update

ONLY 10 PLACES LEFT. GET IN !

full. 😉

Good stuff. Well done guys! How many is “full”?

I am full yes, burp.

Thanks for letting us know 😉

Too much procrastinating on my part, plus not sure if my back will be fit enough………

Bugger.

**Well done for the sell out.

Ned, lots.

bigblackshed, mail me if you want in,there ‘may’ be a reserve list 😉

Ooops I knew I forgot to enter something………………….

Lots? Awesome. I had no idea it was as many as lots. Even more impressive than I thought.

See you there! 😀

ned, keeping it cosy 😉 (200) but don’t tell any one 😉

see you soon !

Congrats on the sell out 😀

Only 199 riders infront of me then 😳

Less than a month to go 🙂

Still gutted that you put it on at the end of the 1st week of term. Pretty much the only weekend in the year I definitely can’t do.

Ontor- we wont tell you about the awesome circuit, the big drops and bombholes, the slinky single track, the mentally brilliant prizes, the bands, the beer, the curry, the fab freebies, the trophies, tattoos, roller racing, or even the fire pit…as you would be all upset about missing it! Mind you, it is organised by a couple of knobs, so it’ll be shit

actually it sounds bloody ace, if only I was racing!

Oh and a massive thanks to all our sponsors from around the world and a massive single digit salute to those that couldn’t even be arsed to email a quick “nah fk off you tools, we as a publication that writes about mountain bikes don’t want to have anything to do with you” although to be fair after the fiasco of thier support to the single speed european champs at the the forest of dean its no great loss 😀

Sounds like a full-suss should be perfect….

Oh dear, I’ve not ridden my bike for months 😯

💡 Can i start from pole position ❓

Oh dear, I’ve not ridden my bike for months

+ 1

Sounding good Tazzy, what about Cannocks pebbles of doom that I have heard so much about 😉

Hora isn’t going so the pebbles should be safe

😆

No pebbles of doom…I can manage some gravel of vague dissatifaction, or some loam of mildly irritating personal rash…. I can find a special pebble and put some googly eyes on it as a prize for person who crashes the most on really easy bit of trail though… 😆

I’m not even good enough to win that!

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tazzymtb – Member
Rd
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RD,be afraid….be very afraid….

Sounds like a larf, shame I’ve got one of those gear danglers.

Stu, you’ll be welcome to join us for a beer…. just hide your fancypants gay danglerfied bike in the bushes…. 😉

Excuse me, we’ve organised a bike event by mistake…

one of my fave films….

Soooooo this SS thing ….what do we have to do again …??

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Keef – Member
tazzymtb – Member
Rd
.will have a special prize you
RD,be afraid….be very afraid….

Will I need real butter or will that fake ICBINB stuff do?

pah,silly question…
real lard is what you need,non of this foreign muck…

Singlecrack- ride, ride harder, walk, push, marvel at the fast folks, drink beer, repeat until you have reached a nirvana like state and then stand a chance of winning some awesome prizes, thank the gods that you don’t have a gear dangler and have therefore missed out on all the fun and go home a broken and pirze laden little thing happy in knowledge that not only have a couple of hundred idiots had a great time, but that a significant ammount of money raised will have been donated to air ambulance and cancer charideees…and all that sorted by a couple of totally awesome sex god singlspeeders with ginormous manhoods and immense virility

Mr rocket dog…no lube. .real men drywall xx

I like the beer part ……

Lard & proper scratching s from Tipton

Keef, mebbe. Worst part of it is that there’s a chance that with a push there would be a chance of a dwindlespeed being cobbled together in time, just as well entries are closed and I’m t tight. Its got to be worth coming along to point and laugh though.

don’t fret Stu,you should be used to being pointed and laughed at by now 😉

be gud to see u mate.

Oh the personal irony of Back of the pack racing , dead last doesn’t mean loser as one of the sponsors 😀