I was casually eating a vegetarian wrap from McDonald’s when I realised some fat kit was sitting on my bonnet, so I hard-floored the throttle, he flew off somewhere, but I didn’t have time to stop before running into some poor bastard on a Specialised Hard Rock.
I think he posts here as gofasterstripes. He came off the bike, and fell in between the wing of my car and McDonald’s wall, his head got pushed up against the brickwork.
I LOLd.