So, what expensive stuff IS acceptable?

That’s going to chafe a little.

A cock ring for the discerning gentleman.

Italian speedboats?

Like this?

http://www.30npire.com/sea-lifestyle/ferrucio-lamborghini%E2%80%99s-riva-aquarama-lamborghini-has-been-restored

Now that is a thing of great beauty. Count those carbs.

I don’t suppose you know any of those? 😉

Know someone with a Riva Garda.

Even though it’s nearly 40 years old, a bit rough in the stern, it’s an amazingly well made boat.

I’m going to add this..

I can’t stop spaffing…. 😉

An ‘A3+ Printer’ so my snake can have another expensive item to tinkle on.

Good job he’s a hunk.

Anyone see “What to Buy and Why”?
£245 toaster! 😆