So … a text message arrived …

Only comes once a year face.

but it's a doozy ??

Luckily I'll never know.
ian

Had to check the Urban Dictionary for that one 🙄

OK I admit it.

I have your number Rich! How did the ride go today then?

Sorry, had to finish the washing up. As I was saying, I gave the bromide to the nuns at the christmas party. Anyway, whats all this about a text?

I used to get txts all the time asking me to play music tracks or answering competition questions. My mobi number was apparently very similar to some crappy commercial radio station, so I set up a boilerplate reply along the lines of 'The service you requested is not available. Please check your number and try again'.
Hasn't happened for a while, maybe they've joined the 21st century and got a quicktext number.

Oh, were there nuns in the tower at your ride today then? I'm confused, must be cos my wine glass is emptying rather speedily 🙄

lol at some of the replies….

Claim you have a new phone and have lost some of the numbers, ask their name

Works for me 🙂

cg, are we on the alcohol tomorrow before we go out? if so i'll bring my vodka 8)

cg, are we on the alcohol tomorrow before we go out? if so i'll bring my vodka

I think we should all leave CG to attend her date on her own. no one likes a muff protecter!! 😉

Have fun guys, you getting super drunk or just tipsy?

CG, don't mean to hijack yr thread, but I had an unknown text on Christmas day as well. Don't recognise the number but am starting to think it could be my ex…

I think we should all leave CG to attend her date on her own. no one likes a muff protecter

cg is quite capable of looking after herself! as for 'muff protector'….not something i would refer to myself as 😮

i plan on getting rather merry tomorrow! 😆

Right I'm going to leave this thread and return my stirring spoon to the drawer. Have fun people. 🙂

cg, are we on the alcohol tomorrow before we go out? if so i'll bring my vodka

Of course aleigh! Cellar is almost full of red wine and I have an "arrangement" with Fuller's Brewery 😉 Shall I get some coke/lemonade/tonic? Looking forward to an action-packed evening! Can't wait to put on my killer heels 8)

CG, don't mean to hijack yr thread, but I had an unknown text on Christmas day as well. Don't recognise the number but am starting to think it could be my ex…

hitman – don't go there, the STW oracle do not advise it!

Xipe – following on from the Wansdyke ride, any chance of you sorting a route/leading a ride for same number of riders? Would be good to be shown some more relics and you obviously know your stuff. E-mail in profile, thank you.

i think i have enough in my 'mobile bar' to keep me going 8)

CG, don't worry not going to – if you check that other thread re:exes I advised the op not to contact the ex (although before I had got my message!)

When my mate bought a new mobile he wanted to test if the text function was working so text the word 'sex' to me. I responded within 10secs with 'yes! who are you'? 😆

Right, who has put those tags up there? 😈

surely 'bimbo' is well deserved ??

known to organise the odd ride

Are they not the best type! 😳

CG did the text have bad grammar? If so its definitely a STW'er

And didn't finish with a full stop it must be Hora!

What did it say? If it suggested a Yorkshire terrier humping a cushion mechanically then guilty m'lud 😀

so what did you send if anything in the end?
and what was the result? 😛

Well, not really sure where to start. I have the hangover from hell cos I ended up drinking a whole bottle of wine to pluck up courage to reply 😳

I seem to have deleted my reply but apparently I have agreed to a webcam rendevous this evening, just before my night out clubbing with aleigh.

So … guys … what should I wear for a hot date on a webcam?

wear?

What do you mean by that?

he means you have to be naked apart from nipple rouge :o)

So speaks the resident Single Track World nude web camming expert 😀

Says sfb the voice of reason and the man who seems to know too much about things like 'nipple rouge'!!

Edit; beaten to the punchline by Mr Ralli

damn

So speaks the resident Single Track World nude web camming expert

as Simon R has found to his cost…

who seems to know too much about things like 'nipple rouge'!!!

hey, can anyone know too much about such things ???

as Simon R has found to his cost…

Well indeed touche 😯

Webcam? Are you mad?!

I ride bikes, of course I'm mad … and tipsy.

you mean to say you don't know what 'nipple rouge' is? 😯

I seem to have deleted my reply but apparently I have agreed to a webcam rendevous this evening, just before my night out clubbing with aleigh.

Can you do an American Pie with the webcam and link it into live updating on STW as well? 😉

Minutes are ticking by and bottle is rapidly emptying, again 😳

My neighbour is an IT whizz, perhaps he could set up live streaming? Gosh, I need to get a grip, am quickly losing the plot! Am off out soon, will I have the energy for the dance floor!

What's a girl to do …

What's a girl to do …

"none of the above" if she has any sense at all :o)