Smuggest face on TV?

Today I’m torn between:

for her horrific Cornish fairytale thing on ITV, and:

For basically being a total tool – on Eggheads, on Newsnight and on Radio 2.

Can you out smug the above?

Piers Bloody Morgan.

I won’t post a picture because I’m kind.

Ooh, Piers. I hadn’t taken him into account…

* revises list *

James Martin: a great rubbery pile of tits, oozing bile.

a great rubbery pile of tits

best
insult
ever

arrpee, quote of the day 😆

a great rubbery pile of tits

best
insult
ever

Dunno, it has a certain attraction

arrpee wins description of the month. So true!

Ed Baines celebrity tosser chef

I could punch his dial for months on end.

Tim Lovejoy. THREAD EXPLODES

Three Muppets:

Admittedly more known for his crimes against radio but I believe he is trying to do the same with minor digital TV channels. lothesome little tit.

Nicky Campbell

Ann Robinson

Simon bloody Cowell

Alistair Stewart news reader.
‘Today thousands die in earthquake’, then he gives you a look that says ‘ but im alright and i live in a big house’

Dunno, it has a certain attraction

On a woman maybe…

Today I’m torn between:
Caroline Jones Quentin

for her horrific Cornish fairytale thing on ITV

This program boils my p155. She floats around in her green coat (if it’s that nice there why don’t take your coat off then?) stating just how effin wonderful the place is while trying desperately not to say ‘by the way, did I mention I’ve got a house here?’
How the hell did ITV get talking into doing a 30 min advert for the place every week?
Grrrrr.

This program boils my p155. She floats around in her green coat (if it’s that nice there why don’t take your coat off then?) stating just how effin wonderful the place is while trying desperately not to say ‘by the way, did I mention I’ve got a house here?’
How the hell did ITV get talking into doing a 30 min advert for the place every week?
Grrrrr.

Totally.

I lived in Cornwall for almost 10 years and it’s not much like twee Quentin-land, which seems to be a melange of rugged seafaring types, wholesome rural happiness, village festivals and lashings of cider and cream tea.

Has that woman never been to St. Austell or Camborne?

Gnash Gnash. 👿

EDIT: The spotty green jacket is to make her fit in amongst the Cornish coastal trails so it’s harder for me to track her down…

Makes me want to punch the telly every time he’s on… and he’s my MP!

I’m quite surprised Robert Peston hasn’t been mentioned yet.

I’d rather have a six mile long tapeworm than see this spectacular shit.

Purist beat me to it.

Would still be a smug little irritating puswad even if I wasn’t a teacher (it’s lunchtime now before anyone starts).

slainte 😈 rob

this set of smug bastards

beat them? bring it on.

Gervais
Cowell
Rory wotsisname, with the hair, beard & belly
And a whole lot more I can’t be bothered with

@ terrahawk

I quite like Daphne 😳 but CJ is a knobber of the highest helmetage.

Smugness personified

Edit: Darn it. Anyway, it’s C5 arsepiece Matthew Wright.

This thread really should have ended as soon as Peirs Morgan was mentioned

Eggheads – my take:

Daphne pretends to guess when she knows the answer really. And she’s always going on about her bloody grand kids.Is she a bit deaf? “nmagdagascar Jermey.”

Chris I quite like. He likes trains and seems to not really give a 5hit when he loses.

CJ is a camp,condescending,odious little prick.

Kevin I quite like. He has incredible knowledge and a very dry SoH.

Barry is a swivel-eyed animal botherer.

Pat is knowledgeable but boring.

Judith is SO POSH it hurts.

And I actually like Jeremy Vine. What are his crimes?

And I actually like Jeremy Vine. What are his crimes?

Not a Radio 2 listener, ds?

😉

Lousie Mensch.

Also reminded of the classic headline from ‘The Day Today’:

‘Portillo’s Face “Felt Like Guts”, Says Girl’.

Has that woman never been to St. Austell or Camborne?

Doubt it. Train dont stop Camborne Wednesdays.

noteeth – Member
Lousie Mensch.

yeah, but you would though, you deviant, wouldnt you? 😉

*apologises in advance*

Michael NRobinson – tv chef thingy.

Acme anvil fodder.

ps – I think Ms. Quentin would make for a pleasant and comfy hour in the chamber…

I think Ms. Quentin would make for a pleasant and comfy hour in the chamber…

her undoudtedly plump cushions in no way make up for that drivel of a program.

I take your smug chefs and raise you Nigel pissface Slater:

All good suggestions above!

But I keep returning to this:

Foul, smug and oh so slappable.

+1 for Gove

Really dislike Clare Balding too. An awful sports presenter and seems to have a right nasty streak to her as well.

yeah, but you would though

I sure as hell wouldn’t!

Good lord. That Mensch woman totally epitomises / personifies tory!

Eugh.

I sure as hell wouldn’t!

Good lord. That Mensch woman totally epitomises / personifies tory!

Just Googled Lousie Mensch. It would require Pims and plenty of it!