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  • CaptainFlashheart
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    October, eh? Will the stars be enough to save Susan’s blushes?

    bongohoohaa
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    Can someone give a translation for us proles?

    spawnofyorkshire
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    It’s a Borsetshire thing

    mikey3
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    What does prole mean? is it polish for salted peanut?

    craig5
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    who’s susan? linky linky please

    matt_outandabout
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    *edit* – more appropriate…

    nickc
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    The Archers are doing Calender Girls as the Xmas Play (a character in the Archers organises one every year around Xmas, provides a plot line)

    This year the play is to be staged on radio, rather surreally the actors will be playing their Archers parts playing the parts of the play….

    It’s like some monstrous Beckett abomination….

    CaptainFlashheart
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    I slept with Susan Boyle once. True story.

    *She was in the seat next to me on a flight back from LA.

    Solo
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    Scantily clad women in a calendar!

    Meh! It’ll never catch-on.

    BoardinBob
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    I slept with Susan Boyle once.

    #susanalbumparty

    MoreCashThanDash
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    I’m still struggling to figure out what the OP is on about.

    And the clues above aren’t making me want to risk a Google search…..

    perchypanther
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    #susanalbumparty

    Who is Al and where is this party?

    D0NK
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    Who is Al and where is this party?

    I read that as Su’s specialist party

    matt_outandabout
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    Al – did it involve carbon and spoons?

    hels
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    I wish people would lay off Susan Boyle, she seems harmless and is a good singer. But nooooo, she isn’t pretty so offends the earth by being present on it and appearing unattractive while not having a penis to make up for that.

    And oh yes, there we go, continuation of the social media bullying bum joke about her. Well done lads.

    D0NK
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    continuation of the social media bullying bum joke about her.

    I genuinely did not know this was a thing, if it indeed is, but from your post I’m guessing it is.

    Only thing I have against her is her association with that knob cowell

    CaptainFlashheart
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    I’ve met her. Nice lass. Snores, though.

    bongohoohaa
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    I wish people would lay off Susan Boyle

    Who is having a go at Ms. Boyle?

    suburbanreuben
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    What are the chances of bumping into Lilian on tinder?

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Lynda is on there.

    matt_outandabout
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    Hels – she was the first famous Susan I could think of….
    It wasn’t meant as a dig, more a Matt is thick.

    Googling Susan came up with no-one I recognised….

    BillMC
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    Don’t know what Walter Gabriel would have said.

    Stoatsbrother
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    Ooooo Ahhhhhh…..

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Scruff came home! Awwww!

    suburbanreuben
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    Scruff came home! Awwww!

    What? Lynda’s stopped shaving?

    slowoldgit
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    Me old pal, me old beauty

    PePPeR
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    I imagine they’ll be there a while with those stars…

    Meanwhile Linda’s had her yearly heart attack.

    poah
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    someone should write a blog post about this

    mrhoppy
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    And oh yes, there we go, continuation of the social media bullying bum joke about her.

    Given that hashtag was developed by her PR team, I see that as more of a comment on the foolishness of them (and in particular trying to generate interest on an inappropriate media) than a reflection on her.

    scotroutes
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    TBF, that joke would exist regardless of which Susan had a party for releasing her new album.

    You should take notes on this. May I suggest an implement from http://www.penisland.net/ ??

    stuey
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    Had to check -from above website FAQs
    Q: Can I provide my own wood?
    A: In most cases we can handle your wood….

    RobHilton
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    CaptainFlashheart
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    Had to check -from above website FAQs
    Q: Can I provide my own wood?
    A: In most cases we can handle your wood….

    That’s good to know.

    I’ve got wood.

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