ruined (me that is)

Picture the scene – project celebration at 1pm open bar. Rolling into the monthly piss up at 6pm-1am, also an open bar. 3 1/2 hours sleep too…
I am way too old for this.
Any creative ways to skip the rest of my day at work?*

Cheers
Andy

*tip: don't use long words, my eyes hurt as I move them reading.

U have my condolences. Thought Down Under though, that rather POETS day, it is just POTS day ? You know it makes sense !