Pump Rage

MrNutt when will cease in your pathetic attempts to analize us on here? Remember the allotment thread?

MrNutt when will cease in your pathetic attempts to analize us on here?

He’s not going to analize me, that’s for sure! 😯

Oh, go on then…

This is a troll right? Poorer than the allotment one (which in itself was poor).

Tall people…laid back? LOLz. Usually a bit on the dozier side for sure. Maybe that’s mistaken for laid back I guess.

most tall people are incredibly laid back and easy going. They have to be as it is always them the small man targets when they want to kick off in that small man way they do

Excelent two stereotypes for the price of one BARGAIN

Anyone who can fight , and I mean proper fight/martial arts/MMA etc and trains for this [ this is not me] will tell you that a small man worries them more than a large man. Large = slower. Small means they can get inside your reach and still work you.
This is what his AWESOMENESS thought as well and he was a fighter and a lover so it is a fact for sure

its not my intention to analize anyone!

and say what you like about allotmentgate, but it was funny, very funny.

(hmm, did a search for said classic thread but couldn’t find it)

…but this did actually happen!

CFH – you in town tomorrow?

Did VW man have a surfboard?

nope, but he did have an air of awesomeness about him, that said perhaps his catalytic converter wasn’t fitted properly?

Anyone who can fight , and I mean proper fight/martial arts/MMA etc and trains for this [ this is not me] will tell you that a small man worries them more than a large man. Large = slower. Small means they can get inside your reach and still work you.

So they say, but I’ve experience of two short multi martial art black belts who struggle to land an effective impact when I can hold them at arms length. However my kickboxing instructor (shorter than me) was easily able to flatten me 🙂

Excelent two stereotypes for the price of one BARGAIN

Are you Scots?

Mr Nutt, sounds like you met your namesake.

Any pictures of the minor? It might spur me on to finish mine that has been sat in the garage since I moved here 8 years ago…
I used to have a moggy traveller as a daily driver until about 10 years ago, it had disc brakes and a 1275 engine with 5speed gearbox and was a bundle of laughs to drive.

Simple solution Pay at pump and **** orf.

Petrol stations should take PayPal

so all tall blokes are placid and mild mannered

and all short men have a complex about it

nice stereotyping

what are guys inbettween ? a crazy and dangerous mixture who could be in either camp ?

and where are the demarkations just for clarity

I’m just curious

I think there’s some pictures of the mog on my farcebook page http://www.facebook.com/oldghosts I’ll add ya if you let me know its you. And yep its a hoot to drive, had it sideways on a roundabout earlier 😀

what are guys inbettween ? a crazy and dangerous mixture who could be in either camp ?

you called? 😀

Are you Scots?

Yes Now I have three from two posters it is just keeps giving

I am tiny, and very, very nasty, so the stereotype must be true.

5′ 4 1/2″, 134 lbs. About 9.5/10 on the Don Logan Scale of nastiness.

NO!!!

Actually the most violent and aggressive men I’ve ever encountered have been proper big fellers. I’m a faster runner though….

Great pic Elf, he was no chuffin’ Gandhi in that film!!!

I can’t understand why the OP didn’t just ignore him – why act like an imbecile, was it really worth it? I just smile and wave , smile and wave. 🙂

Wunundred!

Shooduv leapt up on his bonnet and done a poo on his windscreen then done a dance in the style of Pan’s People to ‘Enter Sandman’.

after you’ve filled up do you move your car forward to let a waiting behind you to start filling up?

Yes, that’s what I do.

well done, I don’t.

he’s shorter than me by about 5 inches but broader and overweight

I may be a bit short but Im not overweight. 😉

That doesn’t explain the high blood pressure, the unfortunate pump selection or belief that you have the right to tell me what to do. 😉

Separated at birth?

Ben Kingsley

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