PSA – General UK trail conditions this weekend

Unless it’s really rocky it’ll be like this –

And you’ll look like this –

Give up and faff with your bike in the garage, drink beer, eat cake. Relax.
That’s what I intend to do.
😀

(after I cycle home in this blizzard that’s just started!)

This weekend I will be getting the ice axe and crampons out, and on Sunday going snowboarding! (hopefully)

Don’t be a pansy, come ride wiv Da Massiv.

MTFU

IHN – I might do that yes, but a) There’s a fair chance my missus will need the car for her charity work (Yes really) and b) If it keeps snowing like this I’ll never get out of town!

:o)

Solamanda – I have MannedTFU.
Proof?
By selling you our car, I forced myself to cycle to work at 6am for the remaining 3 days of this week, which has been, err, ‘eventful’ shall we say!

😀

Cycle? If you MTFU you’d have been on your motorbike all week [/idiot]

;o)

DOH!

[Slaps forhead!]

Silly me for wanting to keep the Duke nice and shiny amd not spank it down the road in the ice……

😉

If you can get up the M6 then the lakes are stunning at the moment, we’ve avoided the worst of the snow for once.

This pic from a quick dash out this morning – looking west over ullswater. The further west you go the less snow there is lower down. Very icy patches on the paths so any route will take a fair bit longer than normal.

MTFU and get out – we don’t get enough of this !

ps. The marin rider’s beard snapped off in the cold.

Nice!

The reason I intend to not do much is that it’s my missus’ birthday tomorrow, we’re out on the lash tonight, and we’re picking the new car up in the morning, then going out for a meal in the evening.
I might get out ‘wiv da Massiv’ on Sunday, but otherwise I’ll have no transport. I’ll probably get a quick local spin in at some point, though….

😀