My contribution to edge this thread toward the magic 1000.
I don't really like cats because they can't ride bikes.
Cats can't ride bikes – you are correct… However clearly you've never met a Magic Cat… They can not only ride bikes… But they can do so in their Celery Pyramids…
Topics have a hazelnut in every bite (allegedly, although not yet proven with hard fact), a hazelnut is the perfect size for a cat to stand on and wave its magic celery, and hazelnuts may have been found in the Pyramids (perhaps), thereby proving the link between crown races and chocolate bars. On topic – fact! Probably.
Speeking of prog rock, would a silver machine contain a headset? And if so a crown race? Were Hawkwind in fact singing about Brants latest niche-core ti hardtail?